I'm So Embarrassed AAAGJH No I Will Not Elaborate

I'm so embarrassed aAAGJH no i will not elaborate

Sometimes when I feel sad i just look at my stationary and become happy like aww look at that cute shit

Human intuition (clairvoyance? Sixth sense?) is such a crazy thing when i was like 12 playing with firecrackers and it burst close enough to burn me a little my mom who was at home immediately called without knowing she sensed something was wrong, my uncle felt this need to see his daughter immediately when she got into a run in with a cycle, my aunt's mum immediately knew something was wrong and told her husband who went to meet his father and they talked over tea before he passed away it's kinda creepy but almost magical i daresay

Why is this so funny🤣

Listen here Jonathan I have been on this dating app for three days, I have fucked a ghost, flown to Alaska, got stuck with a creepy uncle I’m like 99% sure killed someone, a dude on the dark web wants to kill me, my crush and his best friend, I’m talking with an AI, I got ghosted by a very sweet woman, fell madly in love with a dude on death row, destroyed millions of dollars of art, chatted up a werewolf, got hit on by a prince, trespassed into the police commissioner’s pool, flirted with a cat, snuck back stage at a k-pop concert, and it ain’t even Thursday, okay? I’m having a fucking week.

Yes

Drew gooden kinda looks like lucas from skam france

This is a shitpost so don't take me seriously but France and England were always the u wanna kiss me so bad enemies weren't they