It's So Weird To Me That We Refer To The Deceased As "late". I Mean, Can You Imagine How Offensive That

It's so weird to me that we refer to the deceased as "late". I mean, can you imagine how offensive that must be to someone obsessed with punctuality? You go your entire life being on time (or even early) to everything only to be referred to as "late" after you get crushed by a falling piano.

@disney when will my Cody show starring Tem that begins where the Obi Wan show left off with Cody seeing the alerts and wanted pictures and realising he's alive and tracking him down while dealing with his own personal pathos and trauma which ends with the buddies on tatooine concept that was dropped from the obi wan show be announced i'm waiting

What Your Favorite Punk Rock and Gothic Rock Band Says About You except I have surface level knowledge of all of this and I'm mostly going off vibes

Sex Pistols: You where an absolute nightmare sometime between your childhood and 30s. Not just like annoying and stubborn but people were afraid of you and also afraid for you.

Ramones: You're pretty chill despite being very passionate and opinionated on topics that don't really matter. You don't need to yell about your least favorite dog breed ok? You don't need to get your two cents in on everything either.

Dead Kennedys: You have good taste and are true to your values, but you will also defend using racist symbols and words for satire a bit too far.

Siouxsie and the Banshees: The way Siouxsie Sioux spells her name is a sin that I fully blame you for. You love dark and mysterious energy and love just seeing women succeeding and being weird.

The Cure: You're objectively correct, they are the best on this list. However, you're the basic bitch of goth and post-punk and in denial that they made just as much pop music as actual goth.

Depeche Mode: You're either a mentally unstable new wave fan or a mentally stable goth fan. The lyrics aren't as complex as you think they are, sorry.

Joy Division: Please do something about your anxiety.

Dead Boys: You get bored out of your mind to a point that is probably not normal whatever stupid thing you want to do for the adrenaline please don't do it.

The Damned: Same thing as the Dead Boys except you like a slightly classier and darker aesthetic. If you could wear whatever you wanted without being judged you would wear the coolest shit known to man.

Bauhaus: Just admit you're horny. Everyone already knows.

The Clash: Either you need to get out of the house and go do something exiting or you used to need that and this music was a gateway to lots of adventures. You like a lot of other types of music as well.

Black Flag: Straight edge, huh? No the fuck you weren't.

Sisters of Mercy: Congratulations! You're almost as horny as the Bauhaus fans and almost as anxious as the Joy Division fans! Also you were probably raised Christian and resent it.

The Stooges: You pride yourself on being into punk before punk existed but is that really such a good thing? You heard someone screaming "I wanna be your dog" with absolutely no context and no similar or gateway music and decided that this was the band for you. All I'm saying is maybe you need to take some time to unpack that.

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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good. you do not deserve to have bird imagery