Me To Every Bllk Characters:

me to every bllk characters:

“umm but we have to change his canon characterization to make him more palatable” he’s unpalatable TO YOU. im eating him

There's an especially funny part about Twilight freaking out over Anya's apparent stress from "being dragged out of an orphanage by a stranger"... when Anya was the one who gaslit gatekept girlbossed her way into being adopted by him.

Isagi with others, even some of his other friends in blue lock: I will devour and murder you on the field. We're all rivals and I'll definitely win against all of you. None of you assholes ever touch me, I fucking dare you

Isagi with Bachira: that's my mans right there. He's my bestie and he's perfect. He's so good at dribbling and he not only assists me but can also shoot spectacular goals himself!! He motivates me and gives me courage. He's a sleepy baby, so cute :3

sure thing lovers

they’re literally the “split-up-for-10-years-and-got-back-even-stronger” trope