NO WE DON'T! Training New People At This Place Is As Much About Weeding Out The Weak As It Is Training.

NO WE DON'T! Training new people at this place is as much about weeding out the weak as it is training.

thank you for the clarification. Next time I see whoever had that great idea I'll make sure they get keter duty. -A Chronically online anon

That would be greatly appreciated and if you could film that and send it to me. We don't show enough videos of people dying while training people.

You're not allowed to be poisoned until I get my mourning outfits drycleaned. Also you have to make a bracelet out of your hair for me before you die. And you have to sign the paperwork that says I can have one if your eyes and your heart when you die. I'd love it with all my heart hehe.... I would also prefer you be poisoned by oleander... Such a romantic way to go 💕

But also YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DIE! SO HELP ME I WILL KEEP YOUR SOUL IN A JAR FOR A HUNDRED YEARS AND I WILL SHAKE IT VIOLENTLY EVERYTIME I REMEMBER YOU TRIED TO USE DEATH AS A WAY TO LEAVE ME!

Just wanted to remind you 💕💕💕

do you want some chicken curry, I made too much :(

sure? if it's poisoned, i know i'll survive. free food either way.

Eating insulation is probably what made you a runt... Love you!

As the abomination you are how's it feel to be gay for an immortal? We're all thinking it Alto.. don't try to hide it. -W.

as the queerest abomination there is that causes haters to catch fire when they even look at me, i can say i take pride in the feeling. even if my immortal banned me from eating insulation. dammit, casserole.

ARE YOU DEAD?!?!?!!??!?!?! DID YOU GET SHOVED IN A CLOSET? WHO DO I HAVE TO FUCKING MURDER -Chronically Online Fucker again

Being a site director is busy work... Dating the Altoid is also busy work.... But yeah someone did try to put me in the closet with the Halloween decorations. I would also consider that homophobic along with being rude to people that are forced to haunt a necklace.

I'M BEING FORCED TO WEAR JEANS! THE DISCOMFORT!

you're my favorite antique casserole. <3 <3 - your 𝄡

😑 have birds I found on the Google