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the most fucked up thing ever is being obsessed w ur own oc. why do i have to make content of them why cant they just magically appear on my screen for me to reblog 200 times. fucked up and also evil

always vaguely feeling like im in trouble for something but idk what

Members of carnivora paired with their common ancestor, a miacid. 

behold, my son, Burger

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

I really think they need to start teaching kids in schools that most blind people can see a little bit, most deaf people can hear a little bit, and most wheelchair users can walk a little bit. And they are still disabled.

PSA to make sure that you're always feeding your bird an appropriate and nutritious diet, even if that means rethinking their current one!

reblog to be eaten by this thing

BREAKING NEWS

I just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!

LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!

...Oh to be a tiny golden plover lying in the moss safe and sound waiting for your mom to bring you some worms...

spider squad 🕷️

No context incorrect quotes with four of my OCs

The Baron(He/Him), Wired(He/It), Foxtail(They/Him), Seeker(She/They)

Wired: Answers phone. Hello?

Seeker: It's Seeker.

Wired: What did she do this time?

Seeker: No, it's me, Wired. It's actually me.

Wired: What did you do this time?

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Seeker, The Baron, and Wired are playing poker. Wired is winning by a long shot.

Seeker: Aw, come on.

The Baron: It’s not fair! He doesn’t even know what we’re playing!

Wired: Go Fish?

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The Baron: I didn't drink that much last night.

Seeker: You were flirting with Wired.

The Baron: So what? He’s my partner.

Seeker: You asked if he was single.

Seeker: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

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Foxtail: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Seeker: What the hell!?

Foxtail: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Foxtail, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Seeker, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Seeker: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.

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Seeker: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

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Foxtail: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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The Baron: Why are Wired and Foxtail sitting with their backs to each other?

Seeker: They had a fight.

The Baron: Then why are they holding hands?

Seeker: They get sad when they fight.

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Foxtail: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

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The Baron: Wired and I are no longer friends.

Wired: THE BARON THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE ENGAGED!

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The Baron: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.

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Foxtail: lying down and crying

The Baron: There, there. Why don’t you take some time off to not be around me while you’re like this?

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Foxtail: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Wired: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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Seeker: When's the last time you slept?

Foxtail: Uh... a few days ago, I think.

Seeker: A few- *how many?!*

Foxtail: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...

Seeker: What you need is sleep!

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The Baron: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Foxtail: We have three, actually!

Seeker: Pick your favorite.

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Seeker: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.

Seeker: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

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Wired: I taught the dog a new trick. throws ball Fetch!

Dog: just stands there

Foxtail: He didn’t do it.

Wired: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

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The Baron: Seeker is not allowed to violate the dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays.

The Baron: No matter how many times you say please, Seeker. We won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.

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The Baron: Is there something you would like to say, Wired?

Wired: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say.

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The Baron: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup?

Seeker: The afterlife, I guess.

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I had a dream last night were I(or rather the character my brain made up that I was in the body as) had a really cool super power/ability in

I wrote it down pretty much as soon as I woke up and I’ve been revising it + making up an actual fully fleshed out character for it since unfortunately my dream didn’t really go to much in detail about either

Here my notes on the ability itself

I don’t have any of the actual character specifics written down yet tho

It’s a little weird bc dream logic was definitely at play here

But it was such a cool concept I had to try doing something with it

I definitely plan on doing more with this as well, I already have some basic concepts for the backstory of the character and some of their personality worked out

Okay I get that they’re fictional characters I made up and created the backstory for

But why did I have to give them so much trauma ;-; I actually kinda feel bad for them now. I just want to give them both hugs

the pete wrangler

Nicky :)

can you draw MI and OH? 😁 MT would be cool too, if it isn’t too much trouble :)

Ohio and Michigan, maybe they’ll beat each other up over sports, maybe Michigan will do something based, maybe ohio will have to hear the 10,000th ohio joke, who knows! (also apparently Michigan has some iron so take a gray streak)

And Montana! I had a lot of fun with him, and apparently Montana has cooper, gold, and silver! So take that represented via multi color hair.

“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body

Oops- I did it again 🎶🎵~

NEW AU

Hahaha-

N E ways, Spatetale is basically Undyne’s dream AU and Grillby’s worst nightmare

Basically there was no war and instead the world flooded

Sans is a Magnet Fisher and Papyrus is an Engineer :D

Can you tell one of my favourite things to do is design AU Outfits

Also, never let sans teleport when sleep deprived