He's A Cockroach. Dude Is Genuinely Cursed To Not Die (his Closest Is Seabound, But Even Then It's Only

He's a cockroach. Dude is genuinely cursed to not die (his closest is Seabound, but even then it's only "getting worse" and not "died/presumed dead/equivalent to death"), but instead brings death around him.

Spoilers for every season but Crystalized below;

Look at how many times the others have died with Jay there as a witness (not including Kai's Seabound CPR scene as Jay wasn't there, the OG4 presumed dead in SoG/Hunted because he was one of them, and no Crystalized):

Kai: (3) Nadakhan's Blade (Skybound) ; Gold Statue (Skybound) ; Cubed (Prime)

Nya: (3) - Tiger Widow poison (Skybound) ; Cubed (Prime) ; Sea (Seabound)

Lloyd: (5) - Nadakhan's Blade (Skybound) ; Gold Statue (Skybound); Garmadon punching him through a wall (SoG) ; Support beam collapse (March of the Oni) ; Cubed (Prime)

Cole: (5.5) - Ghost (Possession) + Nearly faded away (Day of the Departed) ; Nadakhan's Blade (Skybound) ; Gold Statue (Skybound) - The Fall (March of the Oni) ; Cubed (Prime)

Zane: (6.5) - Rebooted ; Gold Statue (Skybound) ; Nadakhan's Blade (Skybound) ; Knocked badly offline (Hands of Time) ; Knocked badly offline (SoG) ; Aspheera banishing him (Forbidden - Fire Chapter) ; Honourable Mention: Battery Zap (Prime), I guess you could also count the beetle (Fire Chapter) and when he temporarily vanishes due to time stuff (Hands of Time)

Pixal & Wu too (Pix in Rebooted, when she got dismantled in Tournament, when she got deleted in Skybound even if Jay didn't witness/know about that one, and when she temporarily vanished in Hands of Time), and Wu in the pilots, against the Great Devourer, Nadakhan's sword, and in the time vortex

There might be more; those are just the major moments that come to mind- and those are all ones Jay witnesses directly, some of which he even (directly or indirectly) causes or could feel guilty about (skybound, prime empire, seabound, ignoring Zane's vision in the Ice Chapter, being the one next to Cole in the rope chain in the Airjitzu Temple, etc.)

So yeah, if anyone's living forever, it's Jay

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(This is not meant as an "um, actually" thing, more sharing some cool facts I know from an actual storm chaser and expanding on mentioned details)

The thing with lightning is that it's finicky. Yes, people have survived being struck- but it's all about how you're struck. There are three main types of strikes- side flash, ground strike, and direct strike (also conduction and streamers).

Side flash is when it hits something (ex. a tree or fence) and jumps to someone touching (conduction, usually with metal) or very close to the struck object (usually within half a meter / a few feet). This is why you should never stand under trees in a lightning storm! Staying inside a building or a fully enclosed metal vehicle with the windows up is safest, and you want to avoid trees, water, open fields, hilltops, metal objects (especially poles and fences), and small structures like huts and rain shelters. These strikes can be dangerous if the current goes through your heart, but aren't always deadly.

Ground strikes are more common, in which lightning hits either a tall object like a tree and radiates out in the ground (sometimes causing rare streamers) or hitting the ground directly. These tend to be the most common alongside side flashes, and again, can be fatal but not usually. Especially if you take the below precaution!

If you're caught in the open, do the “Lightning-Safety Crouch” -- couch with your feet together, on the balls of your feet, and your hands over your ears. Do not put your hands on the ground to steady yourself because ground strike currents will flow through your arms, through your heart, and then through your legs instead of primarily going up one leg and down the other.

"Typically, the lightning enters the body at the contact point closest to the lightning strike, travels through the cardiovascular and/or nervous systems, and exits the body at the contact point farthest from the lightning. The greater the distance between contact points, the greater the potential for death or serious injury. Because large farm animals have a relatively large body-span, ground current from a nearby lightning strike is often fatal to livestock."

(For more info with some visual guides, here's a good video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QS9Halhqgg)

Direct strikes are the least common, but most deadly (though they can be survived). These hit the person directly- and is often the type we see Jay use. It's not really the volts that kill a person- it's the current and how long it takes. It's why a household plug, especially with a metal piece like a fork stuck into it, can kill, even at 42-120 volts compared to the 5,000, 10,000, 20,000, 3 million, or even 1.2 billion volts that can be in lightning. The further lightning travels, the higher the volts must be to sustain it and the more dangerous it is (that's why more lightning-caused-wildfires are made by positive strikes that come from higher in the clouds). If lightning hits your heart, you're pretty much toast, though some people have been revived through CPR.

Lightning is also 5 times hotter than the sun (as mentioned in the previous post), which is part of why 3rd and 4th degree burns happen. Depending on what is hit (and what might explode from a gas rupture), fires can absolutely start.

So that 90% not-fatal is true, but part of that comes from the fact direct strikes are much rarer than side flashes, conduction, and ground strikes.

On a city-scale, depending on wiring (hard wiring especially, like in some telephones, is bad), couldd potentially cause a lot of conductive shock if lightning is flooding the currents while people are using them.

I will say Cole is likely the most dangerous on a city-scale, with earthquakes, sink-holes, mud and rock slides, possible volcanic ruptures, fissures, etc.

On a personal level, Jay would arguably be the more dangerous, especially with distance-increasing danger.

However.

This is all using real-world lightning. Jay's powers in the show (as a show, for viewing sake) are slower (not 100% sure what that would impact though) , and we can assume he's using a lot less volts on purpose. We also don't know how strong the hearts are of Ninjago denizens (though, to be fair, we also don't know if they're more resistant or susceptible to broken bones, burns, frostbite, etc). So depending on those physics, he could be less dangerous. And since we only see dazed, we can assume the show makes them less dangerous because, well, as dark as it can be, "one of the main characters kills people a lot during normal heroics" isn't really something that would get past the censors.

But with real-world physics? Yeah, his powers can very dangerous, specifically because he's messing with the statistic by hitting people directly quite often. It's not guaranteed fatal, but a lot more dangerous than other types of strikes.

There's also the fact he tends to connect with more arcs than just one. Yes, lightning branches, but usually only one part ends up hitting- I don't know the physics for the style Jay uses, but with multiple points of contact, that's probably not doing the current many favours (or maybe it is- I'm not an expert)!

So yeah! Some fun facts about lightning :D

All in all, every power is dangerous depending on how it's used, how much, and the circumstances.

But yeah Jay is also a twink, that part is very correct.

Round 2: Kai & Lloyd VS. Red and Blue/Green

Zane’s Original Body: A Rundown

So, I’ve spent a few months doing research on how Zane’s body functions- at least, his original body from before the season 3 finale. The full list is incredibly long, so I’ll be breaking each part into a separate post, with this being the main post that links to all of them.

Head’s up that I’ll be talking about a lot of things like they’re fact even when very few things have been canonically stated, just because canon really does not give us much to work with.

I put the links under the break in order to make sure that in all reblogs they’re connected.

Power

Computing Systems

Cooling

Security

Physical Structure

Sensors

Other

ALL RIGHT NINJAGO FANS, OUR FAVOURITE BROTHERS ARE ON THIS, WE GOT TO MAKE SURE THEY GET FAR! THEY GOT SPOT 24, LET’S GET THEM PAST THE FIRST ROUND

The Official Lineup is Here!

I just finished tallying everything up. The way they are listed here likely won’t be the way they’re put into the bracket. The current order is based on how many nominations they received exclusively. No pair with under 5 nominations made it into the bracket. I’ll probably create an underdogs bracket with the remaining contestants later.

Here it is!

The next step is getting them all into the bracket in a way that’s balanced. That might take a little while, but I’ll do my best.