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It was just another regular college day for Jake. Well that changed and fast! A new guy arrived and was put in Jakes dormitory and what a looker this new guy is.

He even had an awesome electric guitar with him and damn he played it really well, on a professional level. The next morning when the new guy who's name is Noah left the dorm. Jake picks up his guitar despite him telling Jake never to touch it.

Jake plays it but somehow cause the guitar to explode and he basically destroyed it. At this point Noah hot back and catches Jake red handed.

Noah: "THE FUCK!!! YOU BROKE IT!!!"

Jake panics "Sorry dude!!! I'll pay for new one, here's a couple hundred dollars!"

Jake frantically tosses him his money but he doesn't want it.

Noah: "Couple hundred dollars??? Really??? This guitar cost me a few thousand dollars! And now. Now. Now your gonna pay the ultimate price"

Noah took his phone out of his pocket and loaded up an app he made himself and presses some buttons

"Look, I can help buy you a new..."

Before Jake can finish talking FLASH!!!

Noah chuckled and in Jakes place is a brand spanking new black electric guitar. Noah picks it up and sits down and plugs it in and blasts out a tune.

Noah: "You sound really good, erm... sorry I forgot your name"

Noah blasts out tunes for a couple hours on Jake. And for Jake it's extremely painful. Each pluck of the strings is unimaginable pain, un-describable pain. It just hurts so much!

Noah: "Definitely a keeper. Gonna blast so many tunes with ya and no one will ever know what happened to that loser guy erm... Jeremy was it? No... hmm... ah well fuck if I care"

Noah laughed and continued blasting tunes on Jake.

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