
✨Award-Winning✨ Meme Dad going through his Tumblr phase WAY too late. Too many ideas and too little follow-through. My love language is roasting you. Not entirely sure what's going to be here but I guess we'll find out together!
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Inb4denn - HI TUMBLR, I'M DAD.










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Writing Prompt #2
*RING RING* Person 1: Hello? Person 2: Oh, hey! Do you, uh... know how to get blood out of clothes? Person 1: Did you get another nosebleed or something? Person 2: ...something like that, yeah.

me and the boys waiting to get tickets for Barbie on opening day
"Uh, " I stammer as my gaze quickly jumps back to the small crowd on my doorstep. "I knew a guy named Jesus a while back that could make the Hell out of some tamales. Never met a hard-J Jesus, though."
One of the younger ones held back a laugh. Poorly, sure, but the attempt was there. The older one out front shot him a look that cut the boy off mid-snort and then turned back to me.
"That's... not quite what I meant," the elder continued. "What I mean to say is... have you invited him in?" I huffed out a breath and tried my best to look like one-third of the Holy Trinity wasn't hiding behind my half-opened door.
"In what," I asked. "My heart? No, I can't say that I have. Thought about it when I was real young. Paradise sounds good before you learn about all hoops you have to jump through just so you won't get tortured for eternity. Wasn't really a fan of the rampant homophobia and child abuse, either, if I'm being honest."
I saw Jesus wince out of my peripheral. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't just a little proud of that.
"Now," I added before the old man could elaborate any further, "if you'll excuse me, I've got an assortment of sins I'd like to commit in the privacy of my own home. Good evening, gentlemen."
I swung the door closed and just stood there, waiting. After an amount of time that can only be described as deeply unsettling, I finally heard the sounds of them turning and walking away. I let out a sigh and turned to the Christ, my brow furrowed. With the way He had his hands steepled in front of him, there was no mistaking the matching scars on both hands.
"Thank you, my Chil-"
"Cut the shit," I said, turning away from the literal Son of God and making my way deeper into the apartment. "I ain't nobody's child, least of all yours." He nodded.
"Fair enough," He said softly, following me as I walked.
"What brings you here anyway, " I asked. "Finally decide to come do something about all the hateful things folks are doing in your name?"
Another wince. I was on a roll.
"I'm here to stop the End of Days," He said, His voice a little firmer now. "And I think you're the only one who can help me."
You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. “Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?” You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you.
It's the waning moments of Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse.
The Spot has been defeated and they're winding down in Gwen's universe after watching their band perform. Miles has confessed his feelings for Gwen and they've returned the sentiment, but they come out to Miles as trans. There's a beat as Miles appears to consider this before he reaches down and pulls up his pant leg to reveal his J's with laces the color of the Pan flag. They both smile.
Fade to black.
We fade in on the doors of the elevator opening into Spider Society. Miles steps out first, so we're in someone else's POV. He looks a little older so we know time has passed. We step out into a crowd of other Spider-Men happily greeting us. Miguel approaches. Everyone gets quiet.
Miles: "Everyone, I'd like you all to meet..."
We move out of the POV shot to see someone standing in Gwen's costume. They pull off their mask to reveal a newly transitioning-
"Ben Stacy," they finish. There's another long beat before Miguel holds out his hand for a handshake.
Miguel: "Pleasure to meet you... Spider-Man."
They shake and the place erupts. Over the sounds of raucous happiness we can hear the sound of happy sobbing coupled with brooding narration. Scarlet Spider, AKA Ben Reilly, is absolutely convinced that they've chosen that name to honor him. They haven't.
Smash cut to black.

First time sharing a voiceover challenge on here. I might have to do this more often.