That's A Good Idea ! But I Have A BETTER Idea ! I'll Just Have Brother Take ME To The Bahamas And It'll

‧₊˚ ⋅ ꒰১ ᯓ ☆ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤ❛ㅤThat's a good idea ! But I have a BETTER idea ! I'll just have Brother take ME to the Bahamas and it'll be just the two of us ! We can have fun WITHOUT stinky vampires !ㅤ❜

"--Not if I brought Vanitas with me."

‧₊˚ ⋅ ꒰১ ᯓ ☆ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤ𝑯𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 to go any other way than this CHILDISH BANTER. Clearly, there wasn't much going on in that tiny little vampire brain of his.

˚ʚ ☾ ɞ˚ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤㅤ❛ㅤAh yes, Monsieur Noé is so PERFECT ! Monsieur Noé definitely had a big family and lots and lots of friends that like him !ㅤ❜

˚ʚ ☾ ɞ˚ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤㅤReally, Monsieur Noé didn't know the gravity of his words or just how INSULTING they actually wereㅤ—ㅤbut that was okay ! He would just insult him back ! It was the vampire's fault for picking on a LITERAL CHILD after all.

˚ʚ ☾ ɞ˚ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤㅤ❛ㅤClearly, there are SO MANY OTHER PEOPLE that Monsieur Noé could be following around aside from my brother ! Thoughㅤ—ㅤI feel PRETTY BAD for those other people ! I wouldn't want someone as horrible as Monsieur Noé following me around !ㅤ❜

🩸 "excuse me?!" "I have my own reasons for following Vanitas okay!!?" "Anyway!! I'm not that obsessed your obsession is waaay creepier!! I wasn't even obsessed with my siblings so much! I didn't get nearly as clingy and overprotective as you are! Or jealous even when others are near him!!"

"Don't you got better things to worry about kid?!" "Better things to obsess about?" "I'm not doing anything wrong by hanging out with Vanitas!!"

Glares,showing off his fangs in anger, he was never very fond of Vanitas' little brother at all,but this? Only made him angrier

MISHA SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THAT TRAIN

‧₊˚ ⋅ ꒰১ ᯓ ☆ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤ❛ㅤYou COULD say that !ㅤ❜

˚ʚ ☾ ɞ˚ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤㅤ𝑯𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 he was really strange. But there was a perfectly reasonable explanation for his current working condition. He was probably a bit too young but that was OKAY !

˚ʚ ☾ ɞ˚ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤㅤ❛ㅤI help clean the floors at my Grandpa's hotel ! Oh, and sometimes, I help guests check in and carry their luggage to their rooms ! It's hard work but I DON'T mind !ㅤ❜

...Well, he supposes he can relate to that in a way, considering that he has been put on dish cleaning duty more times than he cares to count since moving to Tokyo. But it still seems like an odd way of phrasing it. Briefly he's reminded of Jose's mannerisms.

" I guess that makes sense, yeah. Sorry, I didn't mean to put you on the spot or anything like that. "

Still...seems like the kid's a little too YOUNG to be working like that, unless... " Is cleaning floors, like, your job or something? "

‧₊˚ ⋅ ꒰১ ᯓ ☆ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤ❛ㅤUmmmㅤ—ㅤthat's a GOOD question.ㅤ❜

˚ʚ ☾ ɞ˚ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤㅤ𝑾𝑨𝑰𝑻. He has to be mean about this.

˚ʚ ☾ ɞ˚ㅤ˗ˏˋㅤㅤ❛ㅤSomewhere you'll NEVER go because you'll just get lost along the way ! ㅤ❜

@indeliblepromise

"Wuh--Misha. Oh, well, that's...very unsurprising. We did only meet...rarely." That and Misha refused to understand him, it seemed.

"--Where's the Bahamas?"

“Dying isn’t the important thing. It’s nothing more than the punctuation mark on the end of your life. It’s everything that came before that matters. Punctuation marks, most people skip right over them. They don’t even have a sound.”

— Grady Hendrix, The Final Girl Support Group