Headcanon: Dating Taehyung Includes

headcanon: dating taehyung includes

a/n: baby bear needed one too 🥺

the minute he sees you, he feels it's love a first sight

'A Sunday Kind of Love' playing in his head the whole time

trying his best to be a Gentleman™, including saying stuff like 'courtship'

he's aware that he's a bit of an old soul, so he jokes with you about it

honestly, it's hard not to fall for his old soul charm

the whole thing feels like an Ella Fitzgerald and Marvin Gaye albums love child

takes you on a picnic for the first date, maybe nighttime so you can gaze at the stars

gets shy at first, but holds your hand tenderly

kisses your forehead at the end of the date, he doesn't want to assume anything

you catch him take a couple of glances at your lips, tho

he's quick on social cues, so if you give him a couple of hints, he'll be more comfortable kissing you

that is the opening gate for his true self

inside jokes left and right, nonstop questions to get to know you fully

many many many hugs

tight hugs, back hugs, bear hugs, you name it

cuddling!!!

puts on some nice slow jams just to hold you close while you two talk

loves talking about the future

planning dates, trips, the house and kids you'll have with him in 10 years

spends time with you as often as he can

painting, dancing in the living room, taking Tan for a walk, ordering food while watching kdramas

most days he gets home when you're already sleeping

you already know he'll attach to you like a coala bear, that is a given

likes to make it up to you in the morning, tho 😏

the morning sex king, you know i'm right

Passionate Lover™

the sweatier the better

long, lustful strokes while kissing your collarbones 😩

takes his sweet time down on you

squeezing your ass, hips, thighs, waist

those hands....... those hands, end of sentence

a friend of the toys

gets nasty and freaky often

he probably says "I just think is fair to try everything at least one"

that one time he said he loved getting cuffed

lets end this one with his probable impregnating kink

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I’m sorry but as sweet as is Eddie is he’d be an absolute menace in a relationship.(I’ll probably make a part two😭)

He’d toss you into the lake/pool (only if he knows you can swim tho, but knowing his dumbass he probably found out the hard way you couldn’t swim 😭)

He’d accidentally plan a date on Hellfire night and forgot y’all’s date but don’t worry he’ll make it up too you. (You probably sat down with him and planned around hellfire nights and nights you worked)

He’d definitely burp in your face and proceeded to blow it into your face.

He’d wrestle you out here treating it like a WWE match 😭.

He’s very picky about who touches his hair because unpopular opinion but he takes care of his hair I mean have you seen that mane.

He definitely rewear shirts without washing it

He smells like cigarettes, stale weed, bong water and axe body spray or old spice.

His room probably smells worse. It definitely smells like sweat,piss,bong water,weed,cigarettes and sex

He smacks your ass in public

Also I know his battle vest smells rancid 😭

He also canonically sells ketamine so yeah there’s that but he doesn’t do it only sticks to weed.

You and him definitely overprice weed and other drugs for the rich kids and they fall for it.

He’d definitely find your ticklish spots and abuse them till your kicking at him

He’d call you annoying ass nicknames like “Snookie bear” “Snookums” “Poopsie” “short stack” if you’re short and “sky-high” if y’all are tall(they really don’t have cute nicknames for tall girls 😭) “malady” but not in a discord mod way but in a DnD fantasy nerd way

He’d definitely poke fun at height doesn’t matter if your short, average, or tall.

He’ll go into kiss you and proceed to lick you instead m.

Randomly bite you but with affection tho

Definitely pulls deez nutz jokes(did deez nutz jokes exist in the 80s 🤔)

He’d definitely make sex jokes

This is gonna be a little gross but he’d definitely fart on you or around you.

He’d put you in a headlock and keep you there for a while.

Also he definitely started showering more when getting into relationship with you but mainly because y’all started showering together.

He also can’t cook to save his life the most your getting is mac and cheese or spaghetti-os

Definitely makes fun of your taste in music if you don’t listen to metal (but not in a metal head elitist way)

Definitely says “your mom” jokes

Also definitely says “that’s what she said”

Definitely has punched you on accident(not in like a fight but like y’all were wrestling and he got to into it and well 🤷🏽‍♀️, but he apologized profusely and felt bad and still does)

Is this one NSFW I’m not really sure 😭, but he definitely does the helicopter dick and likes to show it off to you with the goofiest smile on his face “look at what I can do babe😃”

Definitely has almost started a forest fire 💀

Blows up condoms like it’s balloon

He also canonically drives like a manic so he’s definitely ended up with speeding tickets (it’s probably hopper who ends pulling him over) or somehow in a ditch💀

He also can’t fight for shit but still manages to get into fights 😭.

He’s also drama queen and big baby. He’d definitely overdramatize the smallest things y’all do ex: Like you smack him against his chest (very lightly) because he said something stupid and he falls and rolls over acting like he just shot

Also he gets tunnel vision when y’all are in relationship and doesn’t pick up when someone’s flirting with him because the only things on his mind is (in no order) 1) graduating 2) You (mainly you) 3) DnD 4) his guitar 5) weed.

He also burps the abcs and sees how far he can get and burps I love you

Also if guitar hero existed in the 80s he’d get so salty if you scored higher then him (video games in general 😭)

He’s also petty as fuck

Also if you bend over he will hump you 💀

Also he definitely wouldn’t let you sit on his lap when He’s DM and I only say that because he moves around a lot as we saw in episode one but he’d probably have you sit right next to his throne if you don’t play or near him if you do.

If you bake/cook he’d worship the ground you walk on he loves a home cooked meal buts it’s okay if you can’t cook he’d love you regardless

kinky hours masterlist

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Jungkook

demon!jikook x angel!reader/fucking you inside their lair

hard dom!jungkook being pissed at OC/touch denial/but fucks her in the end lol/degradation/name-calling

neck biting/marking/implied sub!jk to dom!jk/a bit of overstim/idk what to title this

mean daddy jk denies sub!reader of his touch/name-calling/degradation

OC asks for kisses during sex and jk finds it adorable

stressed jk getting pissed off at OC’s attitude/manhandling/ball gag

crybaby™ jk x reader/ jk licking the tears off of OC’s cheeks

criminal!jk x officer!reader/kidnapped/imagine butter era jk’s concept photo vr.2

brat tamer jungkook/punishes reader for being a spoiled brat lol

sub!jungkook is tied up/giving him oral/tracing his arm tats with your tongue

ex-bf jungkook/argument turns into hate sex/reader cheated on namjoon lmao

hand kink/making origamis with daddy!jk/gagging

single dad jk/apologizing that he fucked you too hard/babysitter reader

crybaby™ jk x reader but OC uses her safeword

daddy jk takes care of you after not having sex for weeks

he finds out that you’re a Little/daddy!jk

cumming inside you without protection/creampie kink

eating you out with whipped cream

dom!jk/dirty talk/window sex

reader squirts and jungkook’s “give me more”

atgggth™ jk/eating pussy/whiny reader

jk fucks you while standing

spitting in mouth/overwhelmed reader

dom!jk/bratty reader

crybaby!jk/anal play with sub reader/ddlg 

jungkook finding your moans adorable

softdom!jk/rainy ambience/dirty talk/cuddling 

chubby reader/rough sex/praise

horny jk comes home while you’re cooking

crybaby™ jk/reader wearing cat ears and tail

riding jk’s thigh while spooning

overstimulation/clit torture/squirting

dom!jk pinning you down as he fucks you

daddy jk and his corruption kink

soft jk but reader wants it harder, hmmppp >:(

clit overstim/tied to the bed

hard dom jk/rough sex/jk fucks reader ‘inhumanly fast’…haha

passionate sex/lotus position

jk fucks reader gently and deeply™

ddlg/first time riding dom!jk/praise

blowjob while on the phone/punishment/degradration/jk meanie 

hard dom!jk/humiliation/subspace/big dick jk haha

reader does jk’s makeup as she rides his cock

daddy!jk/small reader/praise kink/size kink/wearing his baggy shirt

daddy!jk is handcuffed to the bed by babygirl  

dom!jk is jealous so he gives you hickeys

slapping/spitting in reader’s mouth/degradation/rough/choking

jk catches reader humping her pillow with his jumper on

punk jk fucks reader on her parents’ bed

crybaby™ jk and his love for eating pussy/spitting/descriptive

thigh riding/degradation/choking/spanking/hair pulling/whatever

overstimulation/reader tells jk to stop but he doesn’t listen

cockwarming/”move and i’ll take my fucking cock out of you”

punishing you in front of the members/degradation

dom jk fucks you mercilessly in front of a mirror/rough

having your first time with dom!jk

jk comes home to reader fucking herself/punishment/size kink/daddy

fucking you roughly while the members are around

dom jk/cocky jungkook energy/slow down by chase atlantic/descriptive

cockwarming :D

punishing you after you came without his permission

reader says she’s ‘too heavy’ but jk proves her wrong/against the wall

jungkook trying his spanking kink out on you

holding your thighs while he eats your cunt

dom!jk manhandles reader/virgin kink

tae walking in on you riding jungkook’s thigh

crybaby™ jk/reader got her nipples pierced/descriptive

Taehyung 

popular class president!tae x reader!OC/jealous from other girls/soft dom! tae/throatfucking

testing out his pain kink on you/face slapping/biting/choking

taehyung finding the wet squelching noises cute iykyk 

bad boy™ tae gives you hickeys in public/possessive tae

dom!tae/mutual masturbation/voyeurism

werewolf!tae asking you to run because you disobeyed him

lactation kink/slight mommy kink

pushing your head against a pillow bc you’re too loud

sweet hot tub sex

taehyung uses his ties to play with you

reader cheats on jk while fucking taehyung

mutual masturbation but ends up fucking anyway lol

ddlg taehyung/size kink

bad boy™ taehyung teachers reader how to blow

the start of bad boy™ tae x young reader ;)

movie date with a remote control vibrator/dirty talk

dom!tae/nipple play/hand kink

tae fucks you while you’re asleep/spooning

ddlg/tae is jealous of you spending your time with other guys

cockwarming while he’s gaming

soft dom!tae/praise kink

bratty reader/rough/pissed from all the dating rumors

tae makes you wear a ball gag

taehyung fucks you in a pool

getting heated with tae in the pool

ceo!taehyung/secret relationship/some spanking

fucking you sensually while Singularity plays in the background

tae x reader x namjoon/impreg kink/who can get her pregnant first

tae walking in on you riding jungkook’s thigh

Jimin 

jealous jimin breeding you to get back at a co-worker/breeding kink!!/unprotected/dom!jimin 

demon!jikook x angel!reader/fucking you trapped inside their lair

bisexual reader/jimin gets jealous from you fangirling over a female idol

jimin getting on his knees/you’re standing during oral

dom!jimin corruption kink/condescension/jimin and his kendo agenda

jimin edges you with a bluetooth vibrator in public 

making fun of jimin’s small hands until he shuts you up 

cockwarming with jimin while he works out

jimin releasing his pent-up stress on you

sub!jimin x sub! reader x dom!namjoon

softdom!jimin/swallowing his spit/praise kink

poly dom!jimin x dom!yoongi x sub!reader

truth or dare/bts taunting jimin that he can’t make his gf cum

softdom!jimin/cocky/reader says he’s the biggest she’s ever had

softdom!jimin/readers sits on his lap and he bounces her up and down

dom!jimin/use of vibrator/edging/denial/squirting

jimin and his corruption kink/small!reader

jimin makes you sit on his face for being bratty

Hoseok 

fingering you until you beg for him to stop

controlling your vibrating panties at dinner

hard dom!hobi/pissed off that you accidentally said his name instead of ‘daddy’ during sex

hobi getting annoyed that you keep moving during oral

werewolf hoseok in heat/mentions of impreg/slight blood mentions

tattooed hobi x curvy reader/praise kink/loving degradation

daddy hoseok/trying to get his attention while he’s on the phone

softdom!hobi/fucking you in front of the practice room’s mirror

masochistic hobi punishing reader

Namjoon 

innocent gf/popsicle licking/corruption kink/daddy joon

namjoon discovering your pinterest board full of kinky shit

wolf namjoon x bunny hybrid reader/bunny gets lost in the forest o_o

dom!namjoon uses a spreader bar on you/squirting/degradation

giving joon oral under the desk bc he’s stressed from working

dom!namjoon x sub!reader x dom!yoongi/spitting kink/spanking

daddy namjoon fucks you while you’re both high/marijuana intake

namjoon spits in your mouth/wall fucking

sub!jimin x sub! reader x dom!namjoon

namjoon and creampie… yum

namjoon punishing reader/overstim/degradation

softdom!namjoon/size kink!!

daddy!joon babies reader to be intimate with him 

edging with joonie and his babygirl

sucking him off while he’s on vlive

servant namjoon x princess reader/bending her over the desk

tae x reader x namjoon/impreg kink/who can get her pregnant first

Yoongi

mafia!yoongi/dom!yoongi/gunplay/brat taming/manhandling

butt play wohoo/no peneration/just thumb on butthole typa’ thing

PUBLIC. BUS. SEX./cockwarming & grinding/slight exhibitionism/honestly this is just so hot

distracted by his hands/fingering you against his piano/hand kink

sitting on yoongi’s face + overstim

pet play/kitten play with yoongi

innocent s/o never masturbated before/virgin reader/size kink

dom!yoongi x sub!reader x dom!namjoon/spitting kink/spanking

breeding kink/pregnancy kink

poly dom!jimin x dom!yoongi x sub!reader

hard dom yoongi

hand kink omfg

dom!yoongi/bondage/using a dildo on you

yoongi shows off his tongue technology/cunnilingus 

reader wears vibrating panties in public

Seokjin 

shoulder massage after a concert leads to a whole lotta imagination lol

seokjin ruining your orgasm/putting the vibrator inside your panties

yoga with seokjin/ahh yes, the downward dog/cunnilingus

dom!seokjin fucking you in front of a mirror

ball worship!!

lactation kink with seokjin aaahhhh

teasing seokjin until he snaps/big cock seokjin agenda

dry humping/cumming in his pants

daddy seokjin takes care of you after weeks of not having sex

asking jin if he can choke you

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