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Why don't bars have playgrounds? I'd like to drink and then play on swings and hang on a jungle gym before I start feeling adult pain again.

This is the perfect time for the "crams breadstick into purse" meme to come back.

So, question to phone companies. Why can't our phones text in bold or italics? It's almost absurd that we get more and more emojis instead of being able to make my texts fancier. I would have far more use and expression in changing my fonts in messages than emojis. I can't be condensing to my fullest by using an emoji.

I put googly eyes on the vacuum and I don't have any regrets.

So meet my new dog...

His name is Deku.