Every Night You Dream That You Talk To A Genie, When You Wake Up You Can't Remember What You Wished For.

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

I go become friends with the king of crabs. Then the next night the genie comes in my dream again. I don't remember what I asked for but when I wake up, the king of crabs gives me my own place in its kingdom and starts treating me as a royal. The crab has a partner who also treats me as I'm royalty. And the the genie comes again.

The next morning, I'm no longer in the crab world but I'm part of the creatures which eats crabs. And I'm flying with my group. My group has an idea of killing the same crabs who showed me hospitality. I kill my group one by one in front if the crabs to gain their trust. And ever since those crabs have built me a statue and treated me like their own.

Kidnappers: We have your son.

Holt: I don’t have a son.

Kidnappers: Then who’s been singing “i want it that way” on loop for 4 hours?

Holt: Oh my god, you have Jake

Kidnappers: Please come get him, we can’t take it anymore.

NEW YEAR NEW GIFS | day 31: free space every friend group has... (insp.)

#a distracting childish love story for all time

Jake and Amy in autumn colours 

requested by @plantingrootsinmydreamland

Imagine if Light and L started a prank war against eachother, that would be the most calculated and amazing prank war ever. I would like to see that.

Holt: Where is everyone?

Terry: They’re playing hide and seek.

Holt: Where?

Terry: I don’t think you get how this game works.