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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
great question, but will it be fun if we tell you? probably not. if you’re asking yourself if they gonna hurt us, it is a solid ‘no’, most unlikely. the majority of the crabs are, it may shock you, good in their nature. committing crimes is just not their thing. but if you’re in the search for a loyal companion, and you’re NOT gonna make a dinner out of their lovely hands; sure, they’ll be jolly to have you around.
let them know, mate!
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Easy, what I do is list it on Craigslist for who knows how much money- So I can afford a new right arm and the physical therapy needed cuz I nEED THAT TO DRAW—
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
At first I would be shocked and terrified but then I would slowly try to calm myself down. I would slowly try to figure out what happened and how did this happen.
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
Everyone can’t leave their house pods without a temperature resistant suit specialized in keeping people from burning to death due to the extreme weather conditions. Each suit comes equipped with a special sun visor to rotect the eyes from damage and so the people can see.
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
It starts slowly, the crabs begin to make their way into the cities. They order at our restaurants, shop in our clothing stores, attend our schools, and constantly complain that no accommodations have been made for them. Soon, there are crab rallies, a whole movement for crab civil rights, an entire political party forms that is solely made of crabs. They apply for crab jobs, run crab businesses, bills are passed to stop crab fishing. Eventually, they infiltrate the government; crabs have taken over. For their crimes against crabs, humans are banished to the ocean, where they will later evolve into mermaids and declare war on Crab Nation.
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Amazed at the sight of my arm, I call out, “Hey genie, I know I was thinking about having some crab for dinner, but it’d be cannibalism to have some now.”
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
freak out because of my arm
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Oh my god I wanted to eat crab not be one wtf.
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Hell no! That sucker is getting cut off, I ain't gonna be living the rest of my life with a decaying aquatic arm.
To bad that's my dominant arm, guess no more drawing for me. T^T
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Jump up and yell
La humanidad por fin ha descubierto la forma de comunicarse con los cangrejos: nos hemos dado cuenta de que su inteligencia es muy superior a la nuestra. Ahora que saben que lo sabemos, ¿qué crees que harán?
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
They’ll Steal are oil and use it in the future!
Na they genetically mutate plants to produce more oxygen.
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
I definitely wouldn’t play with myself. I’d get up wondering what the heck I wished for and maybe think I was still dreaming. If I wasn’t, I must assume the genie was real, and try to fall asleep again and wish for my arm back, I also assume I still have wishes left.
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
Mass education on sustainability, international mutual aid and raising awareness
International action committed by workers against those who would perpetuate the destruction of our planet
I'm not creative just tired and desperate for the world to take action against the so few that would let our world turn to ruin
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
1) Scream
2) Panic
3) Sleep it off
4) Wake up to panic again
5) Yell at God wondering wtf I did wrong that time
6) Cry
7) Probably get hungry
8) Crying again about my dominant hand now being a claw
9) Cry so more and eat
10) Accept my fate
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
De mensheid heeft eindelijk een manier gevonden om met krabben te communiceren, we beseffen dat ze slimmer zijn dan wij. Wat gaan ze doen nu ze weten dat wij het weten?
