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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
I’m shoockedth
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The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Hell no! That sucker is getting cut off, I ain't gonna be living the rest of my life with a decaying aquatic arm.
To bad that's my dominant arm, guess no more drawing for me. T^T
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Jump up and yell
“I couldn’t possibly be doing alchemy. Could you imagine? Little old me doing alchemy? What do you mean I’m doing it right now?”
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When my sibling turns out to be just as weird as me
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La humanidad por fin ha descubierto la forma de comunicarse con los cangrejos: nos hemos dado cuenta de que su inteligencia es muy superior a la nuestra. Ahora que saben que lo sabemos, ¿qué crees que harán?
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The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
They’ll Steal are oil and use it in the future!
Na they genetically mutate plants to produce more oxygen.
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
I definitely wouldn’t play with myself. I’d get up wondering what the heck I wished for and maybe think I was still dreaming. If I wasn’t, I must assume the genie was real, and try to fall asleep again and wish for my arm back, I also assume I still have wishes left.
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
Mass education on sustainability, international mutual aid and raising awareness
International action committed by workers against those who would perpetuate the destruction of our planet
I'm not creative just tired and desperate for the world to take action against the so few that would let our world turn to ruin
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
1) Scream
2) Panic
3) Sleep it off
4) Wake up to panic again
5) Yell at God wondering wtf I did wrong that time
6) Cry
7) Probably get hungry
8) Crying again about my dominant hand now being a claw
9) Cry so more and eat
10) Accept my fate
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
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When someone blames your for something you obviously did but you still act shocked they assumed you.
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De mensheid heeft eindelijk een manier gevonden om met krabben te communiceren, we beseffen dat ze slimmer zijn dan wij. Wat gaan ze doen nu ze weten dat wij het weten?
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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
Thank the gods for this opportunity
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
Attack at dawn
And/or
Snip everyone’s toes off
Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?
First of all I would open tons of envelopes with ease. Then I'd probably hang from some monkey bars using the claw before falling asleep and wishing for my hand back
Every night i dream that I talk to a genie, when i wake up i can't remember what I wished for.
One morning I discovered the ex I longed revenge on has died but I had nothing to do with it.
I’m furious I never got the closure I wanted. And I can’t say what I wanted…
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