Babys First Shitpost

baby’s first shitpost

if anyone has the og template i’ll give you a virtual cookie

hunter is a conceptually funny character because like

normally a "bad but sad boy" like him would be the protagonist's love interest. i mean look at him: blonde hair, scars, MAGENTA EYES. this boy looks like he was made in a lab to be a generic YA love interest (i mean. he very much WAS made in a lab. but not like that). not to mention his trauma, trust issues, and heel-face turn. or the fact that he is technically royalty.

but no.

luz already HAD an (almost as Edgy) love interest. who she is now dating in a very happy and healthy relationship where she would never even consider cheating on or leaving her partner for somebody else

and there was no crush going on between hunter and luz. you've heard of "love at first sight", now get ready for "annoying siblings at first sight". she sees him unconscious and leans her face up close to his... AND SLAPS HIM. she offers him a safe place to run away to... with her second mom who would absolutely adopt him

Never getting over how Hunter only mentioned Darius once in the entire special and it was to be like "his stitches suck ass compared to this hunk of metal."

How I thought the reveal was gonna play out

Amity: Luz is it true? You helped belos?

Luz: HUNTER'S A GRIMWALKER

Luz: And this is my mom.

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