I Feel So Bad For The Guy That Had To Be Techs Flight Instructor On Kamino. Just Like Imagine Feeling

I feel so bad for the guy that had to be Tech’s flight instructor on Kamino. Just like imagine feeling happy and secure in your job as a clone cadet flight instructor, and then this scrawny little clone who’s about five years younger than the others in your class with giant round goggles and his hair standing on end from shorting out Kamino’s entire electrical system on a dare marches up to the flight simulator, looks at you, and says, “Look, sir, let’s not kid ourselves here. There’s nothing about flying you can teach me that I don’t already know. I’ve read every flight manual ever written and can recite the specs of any standard ship in the galaxy. My enhanced mental abilities allow me to process information from multiple sources faster than you can even remember what you ate for breakfast. I’m already a better pilot than you will ever be, so just give me the score that we both need to be done with each other and let’s move on with our lives” and then slams on the gas

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i can’t remember if i posted this or not lol

Twins still stay together

Less angst-y au where Crosshair's chip doesn't activate or something (I don't know, I haven't bothered to figure out the details yet) so he's still with the squad when they pick up Omega and he takes one look at Hunter being a dad with a kid and thinks it looks like fun and anything Hunter can do, Crosshair can do better but instead of trauma bonding with Omega, he decides he needs to get himself his own kid and then on the next mission the squad runs into Boba and Crosshair is immediately like guess what shithead, you're getting adopted today

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