Because Volition Is My Favorite Skill And I Can't Help Myself, Here Is A Compilation Of Moments Where

Because Volition is my favorite skill and I can't help myself, here is a compilation of moments where Volition gets (kinda) emotional:

Post-upgrade Yes Man excitedly asking the Courier obvious questions so he can giddily reply with 'NO!!!' because it's new and fun

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Kai: The courier and the savior of the N.C.R's expansion

Prologue:The nights were the worst when you had no one to spend it with, so Kai always hung around the bands of N.C.R soldiers since he'd become a pseudo member himself. Ever since the battle at hoover dam he'd spent most of his time with 1st Recon Alpha in Forlorn hope, after all Ten of Spades made a hell of a drinking buddy and Bitter root was always fun to hang out with, though he still enjoyed wandering the waste more than staying still. He'd even got permission from high command to do some work with local factions to disperse food and supplies for the locals, even non N.C.R citizens but they said whatever went wrong with them would come out of his pocket. Only time anything ever went wrong was a rebel group of Kings started to take outpost in the strip. The only bad part of house dying was his robots getting deactivated with him 'cause damn would those things make for some good security.

Kai had entered the strip three years ago for the first time, at least to his memory. He might had entered it before being shot in the head but he doubted it. All the lights and music and drunks in the streets drove him slightly crazy, and to add to the was it reeking of upper class hatred of humanity. He couldn't stand half of the people on it but a few were ok.

He remembered smiling as he shot House's mummified corpse of a body after all of the stories House had said to him about being the only hope for humanity while shooting any poor person who dared tread on the door step of his castle town. He laughed at the thought as he entered the Tops casino, He had been sent by the republic after they had heard a tip that someone was planning to take over the strip from their noses. Once again their lack of resources bit them on the ass. Even with the Dam in their hands their recruitment numbers were down and God knows what'd happen if they tried to start a draft. So they brought the Savior of Hoover Dam back out to fix a problem. Kai didn't mind though, afterall this was much easier than almost dying to Praetorians in that damned fort. He walked up to swank and smiled.

"Been a while, swank, How've ya been?"

"Tell ya the truth Kai, I ain't never been bettah. Since Bennie started swinging with the Angels he left the old head spot for me. He wrote it in his damn will if you'd believe me."

[Speech 75] Kai looked at him with a raised eyebrow not believing his story.

"Gimme a hug ya dumb Bahstahd." Swank said pulling kai into hug and whispering. "I wrote his will two months ago but the finks under me thought it was real. Can you believe it?" Kai hugged back to sell the act and whispered.

[Confirmed Bachelor]"With the people Bennie hired I'd believe just about anything you told me."

Kai stopped hugging him and looked around for a second. "The republic's been hearing strange tales coming from the Tops. Someone plotting a take over of the strip. So they sent me to check and see if there was any funny business. Say you wouldn't know anything about that.

[Perception 9] Swank looked around the room and seemed to nod at the cameras which he tried to play off as him stepping back. "No, I haven't heard of anything like tha-"

[Guns 75] Before swank could finish his thought he felt a bullet wiz by his ear from Kai's silenced .22 which he had silently taken from his jacket. "I don't think Mccarran would enjoy hearing of someone trying to kill the 'Savior of The Republic' now would they, swank?" Kai put the gun back in its holster under the jacket courier 6 had given him after they had walked out of The Divide.

Swank looked at the camera and shook his head. "Alright I called them off."

"Good, I'm going to Bennie's suite. If I'm followed you won't be going home tonight ok?"

"Yes sir." So Kai went up to Bennie's suite unfollowed only to find a robot.

"Allow me to introduce myself! I'm a PDQ-88b Securitron, but you can call me Yes Man!" Bennie was smarter than any had expected, Kai thought as he went through asking him what he was there for. After learning that he was made by Bennie to take over the strip and that he couldn't do anything but follow the orders you gave to him, Kai thought for a second.

"You're gonna come with me and take over the Securitrons. But you're gonna serve the N.C.R, You got that."

"Well, I mean if we'd have done this earlier you could be running the strip yourself but since I can't say no lead the way." And so Kai did and he put him in the lucky 38. Finally with the securitrons operational again they brought back order to the strip, and with the extra man, well robot, power from the securitrons the Republic finally was able to properly control the mojave.

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