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Innom - A Unspeakable Cat - Tumblr Blog
no offense mom but i don’t want to exist anymore i want to disappear into the sky thanks for raising me
Testosterone injections that make you a werewolf and gives you a knot
i should try and draw info sheets for all of my pcs but my motivation just isn't here (also i'm still not fully satisfied with the state of all my saves)
Kai: The courier and the savior of the N.C.R's expansion
Prologue:The nights were the worst when you had no one to spend it with, so Kai always hung around the bands of N.C.R soldiers since he'd become a pseudo member himself. Ever since the battle at hoover dam he'd spent most of his time with 1st Recon Alpha in Forlorn hope, after all Ten of Spades made a hell of a drinking buddy and Bitter root was always fun to hang out with, though he still enjoyed wandering the waste more than staying still. He'd even got permission from high command to do some work with local factions to disperse food and supplies for the locals, even non N.C.R citizens but they said whatever went wrong with them would come out of his pocket. Only time anything ever went wrong was a rebel group of Kings started to take outpost in the strip. The only bad part of house dying was his robots getting deactivated with him 'cause damn would those things make for some good security.
Kai had entered the strip three years ago for the first time, at least to his memory. He might had entered it before being shot in the head but he doubted it. All the lights and music and drunks in the streets drove him slightly crazy, and to add to the was it reeking of upper class hatred of humanity. He couldn't stand half of the people on it but a few were ok.
He remembered smiling as he shot House's mummified corpse of a body after all of the stories House had said to him about being the only hope for humanity while shooting any poor person who dared tread on the door step of his castle town. He laughed at the thought as he entered the Tops casino, He had been sent by the republic after they had heard a tip that someone was planning to take over the strip from their noses. Once again their lack of resources bit them on the ass. Even with the Dam in their hands their recruitment numbers were down and God knows what'd happen if they tried to start a draft. So they brought the Savior of Hoover Dam back out to fix a problem. Kai didn't mind though, afterall this was much easier than almost dying to Praetorians in that damned fort. He walked up to swank and smiled.
"Been a while, swank, How've ya been?"
"Tell ya the truth Kai, I ain't never been bettah. Since Bennie started swinging with the Angels he left the old head spot for me. He wrote it in his damn will if you'd believe me."
[Speech 75] Kai looked at him with a raised eyebrow not believing his story.
"Gimme a hug ya dumb Bahstahd." Swank said pulling kai into hug and whispering. "I wrote his will two months ago but the finks under me thought it was real. Can you believe it?" Kai hugged back to sell the act and whispered.
[Confirmed Bachelor]"With the people Bennie hired I'd believe just about anything you told me."
Kai stopped hugging him and looked around for a second. "The republic's been hearing strange tales coming from the Tops. Someone plotting a take over of the strip. So they sent me to check and see if there was any funny business. Say you wouldn't know anything about that.
[Perception 9] Swank looked around the room and seemed to nod at the cameras which he tried to play off as him stepping back. "No, I haven't heard of anything like tha-"
[Guns 75] Before swank could finish his thought he felt a bullet wiz by his ear from Kai's silenced .22 which he had silently taken from his jacket. "I don't think Mccarran would enjoy hearing of someone trying to kill the 'Savior of The Republic' now would they, swank?" Kai put the gun back in its holster under the jacket courier 6 had given him after they had walked out of The Divide.
Swank looked at the camera and shook his head. "Alright I called them off."
"Good, I'm going to Bennie's suite. If I'm followed you won't be going home tonight ok?"
"Yes sir." So Kai went up to Bennie's suite unfollowed only to find a robot.
"Allow me to introduce myself! I'm a PDQ-88b Securitron, but you can call me Yes Man!" Bennie was smarter than any had expected, Kai thought as he went through asking him what he was there for. After learning that he was made by Bennie to take over the strip and that he couldn't do anything but follow the orders you gave to him, Kai thought for a second.
"You're gonna come with me and take over the Securitrons. But you're gonna serve the N.C.R, You got that."
"Well, I mean if we'd have done this earlier you could be running the strip yourself but since I can't say no lead the way." And so Kai did and he put him in the lucky 38. Finally with the securitrons operational again they brought back order to the strip, and with the extra man, well robot, power from the securitrons the Republic finally was able to properly control the mojave.
Hey need to settle a debate with myself on which loser bisexual cis man would win on a fight only answer if you’re decently knowledgeable on both
Post-upgrade Yes Man excitedly asking the Courier obvious questions so he can giddily reply with 'NO!!!' because it's new and fun
Playing fallout new vegas as a 1 int 10 strength dandy
YES MAN!!!! MY SILLY SILLY GUY!!!!
Sixer gave him fun stickers/graffiti because he deserves it ❤️
reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
Snails look like they should feel like silky velour or suede or moleskin but no my skin is salty and dry and theirs is tacky and damp and we cannot touch without pain or discomfort. I cannot pet a snail and that is one of life's smaller tragedies
when the character design is so complex you have to load up the game itself to get reference screenshots
So... Turns out... Alcohol markers, highlighters, sharpies, paint markers and gel pens do work well on wood!
I LOVE when children who juuuust barely understand ten percent of something find somebody (a toy or a smaller child, usually) who understands zero percent and they’re like “come hither and I shall take you under my wing and teach you my instant wisdom.”
hello I have finished the first chapter of the story i wrote and posted it on Ao3 uh check it out if u want
i had the impression that he would send those boomer images
Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated
Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-
Me: he needs to be sedated
Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-
Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off
Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate
Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him
Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him
Me:
MORE!!!!!! are you rlly gay yuri lovers if you’re not hanging onto the killer robot wife for dear life
DRAMA - 'Twas stolen by some *artist*, surely. Best to pin the blame on them. Everyone *knows* you can't trust artists.
YOU - Why should I blame it on an artist?
DRAMA - Everyone *knows* you can't trust artists. They're nearly as bad as *clowns*.
Because Volition is my favorite skill and I can't help myself, here is a compilation of moments where Volition gets (kinda) emotional:
Omg guys, did I ever tell you how much I love OFF omg guys, I'll I ever tell you how much I love OFF Omg guys, did I ever tell you how much I love OFF omg guys, I'll I ever tell you how much I love OFF Omg guys, did I ever tell you how much I love OFF omg guys, I'll I ever tell you how much I love OFF Omg guys, did I ever tell you how much I love OFF omg guys, I'll I ever tell you how much I love OFF Omg guys, did I ever tell you how much I love OFF omg guys, I'll I ever tell you how much I love OFF
I love OFF.
im so evil