Omg. I Just Literally Cannot Brlieve My Luck. Ok So I Was At This Lile Birthday Party, At Home, Grill,

Omg. I just literally cannot brlieve my luck. Ok so i was at this lile birthday party, at home, grill, that type of stuff. And this fucking dad i kid you not looked like a copy of Samuel mf Roukin so...

The eyes, the lack of eyebrows... everything bish

(And no, i dont have a pic of him)

🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍

What do you mean, 'Soap died' no he didn't, he is stuck in a Walmart Freezer, he's not dead and I'm not delusional

He wanted to grab a pizza to heat for the team and accidentally got stuck in the freezer, Gaz took the picture and sent it to me as proof that he is alive...maybe frozen but he is fine!! and no, the part where he clearly doesn't die in mw3 is real, Laswell was just embarrassed and paid a model to make it look like he was Soap because she was ashamed to explain it to the higher-ups that a soldier got stuck in a goddamn freezer, 'doesn't sound badass'. The 'ashes' they spread are the burnt pizza because Ghost forgot he was in charge of heating it since the sergeant is in a Walmart...stuck.

Y/n: my boyfriend’s too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what should I do?

Soap: punch him in the stomach, then when he leans over in pain, kiss him

Ghost: tackle him

Gaz: dump him

Horangi: kick him in the shin

König: …just ask me to bend down!

Gotta write this sometime🤔

female overstimulation is amazing but i rarely ever see male overstimulation being written.

like the kind where they’re hissing through their teeth that they’re clenching so hard it makes their entire jaw hurt. the kind that makes them fist the bed sheets so tightly that their fingers are starting to feel numb. the kind where they’re borderline trying to get away from you, their sweaty, tense body squirming and twitching all over, even though their hips are still relentlessly bucking upward; demanding more of your touch.

i’m thinking about the kind where their eyes are rolling into the back of their head and where they’re literally begging you to stop, with their upper lip quivering and their eyes getting so, so glazed with utter, lustful stupidity, despite the fact that they give no actual sign whatsoever of making you put a stop to your actions.

because they could, if they actually wanted to. they definitely could.

it’s the kind of overstimulation that just makes them pathetic as fuck and equally as endearing.

C.ai theese days

I cant believe this shit. 😂😂😂

myself as a moodboard

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