This Whole Bi/gay Mike Discourse Is Stupid And Y'all Need To Touch Some Grass

This whole bi/gay Mike discourse is stupid and y'all need to touch some grass

- Sincerely A (normal) Gay Mike truther

Jane and Mikhail both like to travel and have already booked the tickets to go to Europe together <3

@timetobeaghost Real. On a literal urge to ship Mileven 😍

how do you honestly feel in your love between Byler

A) I prefer Mike, and honestly I don’t care much for Will at all

B) I prefer Mike, but I do care plenty for Will as well

C) I honestly care for both parts of Byler so equally that I would not be able to pick one that I preferred

D) I prefer Will, but I do care plenty for Mike as well

E) I prefer Will, and honestly I don’t care much for Mike at all

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Real!! How dare he says that he doesn't want anyone to die!?!?!?

Noah Schnapp is literally beyond evil. Like, spawn of satan level of evil. He only deserves to suffer for the rest of his existence. How dare he have empathy for innocent civilians in Israel and Palestine. First of all, there’s no such thing as innocent Israeli civilians. Second of all, you can't have empathy for both. Especially if he is a Zionist. All the Jewish people who identify as Zionists are evil. Israel has absolutely no right to exist and Jewish people have no right to exist in Israel. So many Jewish people who are Zionists claim that’s what Zionism means to them but they’re wrong. Zionism is pure evil. You can’t be Zionist and want peace and self determination for Palestinians. I’m not Jewish but I definitely know better than the Jewish Zionists who claim that. They’re all evil lying monsters. They want every Palestinian wiped off the face of the Earth. Hamas would never want such a thing. It’s not like they had a charter that said that about Jewish people. Even if they did, they recently changed it to Zionists instead so it’s all good now. Hamas is totally accepting of Jewish people now and would welcome them with open arms as long as they aren’t Zionist. Noah, if you’re a Zionist, don’t be anymore. You can change your evil ways. Hamas changed. Yeah, they may have killed civilians and taken hundreds hostage, they may have said October 7th was just the beginning and that it was going to happen over and over again, but they’re no longer antisemitic. They’re just anti Zionist so they’re good people now. You can change and be good too. You’re so young. There’s still hope for you. Stop lying and telling us how you want peace and self determination for Palestinians. We all know that’s not true. It can only be true if you aren’t Zionist.

You liking something like this makes absolutely no sense if you’re Zionist. I bet you don’t even agree with it and just liked it by accident or something. It’s crazy how I even managed to come across this months ago considering nobody talked about it or brought it to light. You liking that sketch of people in the LGBTQ+ community simping over Hamas got so much attention and caused so much outrage though. Funny how the internet works. Anyways, as a bisexual, I was so offended by that video. Hamas are well known LGBTQ+ allies. How could you like that video as someone who’s gay? It’s probably because you’re lying about being gay too. Shame on you.

Last thing I’m gonna say is fuck Israel and fuck Israelis. That country and all the people living there are evil. They’re all colonizers and occupiers. It needs to cease to exist and all the people currently living there need to go back to where they originally came from. All of them came from Europe, right? That’s what I’ve been hearing. They all need to return to Europe. Gosh, why’d they ever leave there in the first place? I know Jewish people say otherwise but they’re wrong. They’re either lying or in denial. They’re not indigenous to Israel. They’re indigenous to Europe. Us non Jewish people really need to educate them more about their own history, religion, ethnicity, etc. We need to teach them what antisemitism actually is. A lot of them don’t seem to understand what it is. We do that to every other minority group that we aren’t apart of, right?

(for anon) Look here's the thing,

Majority of Bylers who ship Mike and Will are minors, so they don't want a s3x scene between the two characters (and most of adult Byler don't want that either) and tell me one thing why do you always associate a gay couple with "oh they are definitely gonna have s3x" like no -

first of all they are minors and second of all a gay couple CAN exists without having s3x. While I do agree with @lordystrange but lets be real, in this whole film industry most of the movies (which contain a gay couple in it) mostly reduce the gay couple having s3x and people now have this weird mentality that gay people always make out with each other (and lets not forget about some people fetishize it). So imo it is needed to be normalise that a gay couple can exist without having s3x. Heartstopper season 2 got backlash just because of this, couples in them didn't had s3x and people were mad about it like - bro they are freaking minors!

Byler still can happen without having s3x , they can also have some wholesome kiss scenes or where they are comforting each other or having a wholesome confession scene.

Real unpopular opinion:

They should not do a Byler sex scene, not even of the Jancy kind because it would gross homophobes out! Ha!

They would ruin the iconic input in pop culture of Byler. Surprise gay love story in a mainstream genre show. surprise OTP of said mainstream genre show is surprisingly gay. That is so awesome!

They should make the Reddid Dudebros gor "Aww, they are so in love" and the middle-aged "Mileven needs 3 babies" girls go "That was so sweet!!!" You do that with adorable hugs and kisses that do not take away but are ideally totally imbedded in the exiting action. You do not do that by forcing thoughts of butts3x and c0cksucking on them, which might produce outcries of "I cringed so hard" to "I just want one show without the gay agenda!"

Frankly the Jancy sex scene put ME off Jancy and especially Murray for a while. It was sorta cringe. It would be so much worse for Byler with the GA and they do to deserve that.

while I don’t want a byler sex scene, thats for my own reasons cause i’m just uncomfortable with sex scenes. I wouldn’t mind a jancy-style scene and I don’t think the duffers should be forced to accommodate to the reddit bros cause they don’t even make up most of the fandom. they’re a minority in the community, similar to bylers in fact

Yes

Reblog for byler to be endgame.