Just Learned What Trauma Bonding Is. So Thats How Im Doing

Just learned what trauma bonding is. So that’s how I’m doing

E = mc^2 = 666

π < God

Start praying

Close mind

Invest in Bible

Experiment

No monkeys! (????)

Christ is great

Einstein ain’t

I watched the first episode of dinosaur train

All I can think about is the Stigimoloch

I’m researching the Stygymolock

I have made posters about the Stigeemuloch

The Stijymolok is all I can think about now

I hate it so much

I will Stijmol this fucking dinosaur and it’s stupid herbivorous face!

Does it count as aposematism if it’s a dinosaur with spikes???

Buddy, you are not a dinosaur-God damned Stigemolok!!!

Stupid Pakysefilasawriday

Packeesephelosoridae

Pacciselfalasorryiexist

So dumb

I hope Stugimolock go extanct immediately

Oh my God, that thing when the turtles eyes go white isn’t just a cool art thing; they’re fucking nictitating

So Moral Orel

It’s funny how done I am with that show actually

I’m totally not obsessed with it now

It’s totally not the only thing I’ve been thinking about

That would be ridiculous

I would never brainrot over how expressive and cool the claymation is

Or the anti flanderisation concept as a whole

Or how real it got during its serious moments

I literally don’t even care that they didn’t get the two more seasons they deserved

And the adult swim were ironically hypocrites to the show about hypocrisy when they told them to get darker and then cancelled them for being to dark

And I’m definitely not dwelling on the music use of all things

I don’t deeply empathize with Orel when it comes to anything at all

Imagine thinking about all the people that still probably interpret Moral Orel as a raunchy, edgy dig at Christianity

Or stopped after the first season

Couldn’t be me lol

I literally don’t even care that it’s a incredible commentary on the hypocrisy prevalent in a lot of the practitioners of the faith

Nor have I spared a single thought about how it quickly morphs into an exploration of religious abuse, generational trauma, and the complexity of the people around you and how negative experiences shape them

I hardly even noticed it’s subtle notes on how faith can be healthy and enriching and beautiful when it isn’t warped and is allowed to be expressed freely

And I definitely don’t want to rant about how a show aired in *2005* had such good queer representation that wasn’t made the but of any sort of joke

Nor how the more iffy episodes that tackled segregation and ableism might not quite have landed, but still sent across a very poignant message

I cannot stress enough that I do not care about this show

That was yesterday

I’m so normal about it now

For real

Less than normal even

I care about that show about as much as Orel’s parents care about him

I’m not deeply devastated and irrevocably changed forever by having experienced Moral Orel

Clowns look so cool

I wish I was a clown

Clown clothes

Clown hat

I love those hats

Not the cone ones

But they’re fun too

I means the jester ones

All jangly

Jangle

Like horns

Soft horns

That jangle and flop