Mia Had Already Arrived When I Stumbled Into The Kitchen. Hey Looser She Purred As She Poured Me A Mug.

Mia had already arrived when I stumbled into the kitchen. “Hey looser” she purred as she poured me a mug. “Go sit down in the sofa. I’ll bring you a drink so you can find your bearings again. Yeah, I know you like my titties cutie, it’s okay that you play with your little worm.” I hadn’t even noticed that my hand was stroking my limp nub. I knew I paid her to take care of me, but it didn’t matter. She was so fine. I blurted: “I love you.” She filled the cup. “Go sit down in the sofa puppy, you look like you could fall over whenever, and you were so drunk yesterday. Do you remember anything? You were adorably pathetic and needy. Also, you are invited to follow the guys to a game today. It was quite a while since you last hang out, but I think you should pass on them again. I like it when you are isolated and alone and dependent on me. You still have some savings left.”

My world slowly rotated and swam. Her words had made my cock warm and a little bit swollen. “I… gonna schit in the schofa. Imma wanna geth drunschk.” She smiled. “I now you do, you always chose me and alcohol over anything else.” My cock was almost errect as I staggered to the living room.

She knows the cure for a hangover...

This is scary true about my life.

This is the way. ❤️

what is the most perverse thing your brain thinks when drunk

It doesn’t think a whole lot other than “more”

This one might be triggering. Contains themes of brain injury.

“Yeah, it’s all for you pup!” Melinda looked so happy. She hadn’t been herself since she had fallen down the stairs and hit her head quite bad while drunk a few years ago, but she was still always so grateful whenever she was allowed to get drunk. I had come to grow fond of the slight slack on the right side of her face. She drooled really cutely after a few drinks. “I’ll open it for you pup, so you can begin. Do you remember that Olive, your old bestie - yeah, remember Olive - will be over for dinner shortly. You always handle that better when you’ve numb yourself, so you don’t feel left out that you can’t keep up with the socialising or intimacy. Here you go! That’s a good pup, you look so happy when you drink! Let’s see you wag that behind now. I will have you wag for Olive as well later to show how grateful you’ll be to be served wine in your dog bowl.”

it looks like a centipede! Love it! ❤️

So it finally happened... I popped not one but two buttons of my green dress this morning 🥵

You could always just let go and pee right where you’re sitting/lying.

maybe another hour at least?

ohhh yhats so lomgggg

n my Xaptain saus i. hsve to drink a biuug glass of wayer toooo ;-;