Percy: Heres The Tea You Asked For *hands It To Annabeth*

Percy: Here’s the tea you asked for *hands it to Annabeth*

Annabeth: *sips tea* This tastes weird, how did you make this?

Percy: Oh I just boiled some Gatorade.

Annabeth: ...

Percy: ...

Annabeth: *slowly takes another sip*

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this is too cute for me iM–

here come the cdth memes...

i love this so much i could watch this all day and SUGA’S THE FOUNDER OF KARASUNO’S CHEERLEADING SQUAD 

*raises hand* in light of the PJO negotiations with Disney... may I offer my take on an opening sequence to the first ep of the series (whether animated or live action tho preferably animated)...

I mean it can’t start with anything except:

Black screen: *narration*

Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood.

*shot of Percy standing before an immense doorway - the entryway to the council room of Olympus*

If you're watching this because you think you might be one, my advice is: turn off this show right now.

*close up of Percy’s face* *brief shot of Sally Jackson smiling at Percy*

Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth and try to lead a normal life. Being a half - blood is dangerous.

*split second shots of Percy/the OG trio/Sally getting hurt*

It's scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways.

*pan down of Percy’s bruck-up body/clothes as flash montage plays of Percy/friends in dire straits*

If you’re a normal kid, watching this because you think its fiction, great. Watch on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened.

*Percy sighs* *raises a hand to push open the doors*

But if recognize yourself in me- if you feel something stirring inside -stop watching immediately. You might be one of us. And once you know that, its only a matter of time before they sense it too, and they'll come for you.

*brief shadowy glimpses of the mains bads Percy and co faced during the first book* *Mrs Dodds in Fury form* *Minotaur* *Medusa* *Ares* *Hades*

Don't say I didn't warn you. My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old.

*flashback to the very beginning* *bus on a highway* *Interior: Kids chattering away* *slide past Dodd’s without too much focus on her* *slide past Grover eating an apple*

Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.

*camera lands on Percy Jackson as he looks out the window* *reflection shot*

Am I a troubled kid?

*Percy in the present* *takes a deep breath* *all other sound cuts off*

Yeah. You could say that.

*pushes doors of Olympus council room*