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Random obscure deity no one has heard before shows up
Nico, immediately:
Reyna: Are you wearing makeup? Where did your freckles go?
Thalia: Huh? Oh no, winter just make my freckles fade
Reyna: Oh ok
-later-
Reyna: *beating the snow with a shovel while angrily mumbling* Give. Her. Freckles. Back. You. Fucking. Bitch
Ok but imagine if demigods could use phonesš:
Annabeth having a tumblr with thousands of followers she loves to post history stuff on.
Hazel would have a phone but pretty much only text Reyna & Frank because she doesnāt really know how it works and doesnāt want to ask anyone.
Frank would some sort of channel with just different animals in every video and never showing his face. All the comments are like āwhereād he get this alpacaā āwait he has a bear now.ā āWtf who is this dudešā with voiceovers explaining them.
Percy would have an Instagram where he would post the most random shit ever. One day āHey Iām in Rome!ā with a pic of him and annabeth and the next ālol got wreckedā and itās them in Tartarus and he has absolutely no filter. Chiron constantly telling him in the comments to shush up.
Leo just being Leo and making prank videos with calypso on every single platform.
Piper would make Pinterest boards of her and Jason and modern houses but have a whole other account for her heritage and sexuality boards. She didnāt tell anyone abt them for a while after Jason died. Sheād also just be famous and the only verified one on tiktok cause of her dad and would post random videos that would blow up.
Jason would have 18 billion burner accounts he followed all his friends on but never really interacted with. People would accuse Percy of buying followers but heād be like ālol no thatās just all my friend Jason.ā
Nico just being goth and blowing up in general. Will spam liking all of his videos š. Nico not gaf and just posting ālmao with my bfās dad apolloā one day and the internet breaks.
Thalia being a badass and having a shared account with Reyna where they post Hunter and wilderness guide stuff and make Pinterest boards about their adventures.
Rachel would be a huge activist letās be honest.
Just think abt all of this rq.
Going to tell my kids these are screenshots from the Percy Jackson movies
I was surfing the web and there arE LINES YOU DO NOT CROSS
This being one of them
Nico: Youāre dead. You totally died.
Leo: Not totally, Iām afraid.
Guys I think I win infinite craft
I have this headcannon that after everything while annabeth works towards her architecture dreams Percy gets into politics. Think abt it, he knows what it's like to have a crappy existence, he has always always fought for the underdog, he tries to side with vulnerable people and make their voices heard, he stands up to the bullies , he has definitely faced scarier things than aging conservatives who refuse to bring any changes, he has a lot of experience leading people and pushing people, he gets a lot of support from his friends and other campers, he genuinely loves his city (tlo) and you want to tell me that the boy who demanded that the Olympians pay child support, who called out the school administration in SoM abt their treatment of Tyson, who has seen firsthand how people can overcome centuries of rivalries if they put in effort, tell me this boy wouldn't be the shining beacon of hope for the young people of new york, he has annabeth and Reyna reviewing his policy and giving him advice, piper writing his speeches, he asks Grover's help while drafting environment-related policy, when new campers ask if they knew any prominent half bloods Chiron proudly tells them that the mayor of nyc, who has a pristine record and a massive support base blew up the bathrooms on his first day at camp.
((and his choice of affiliation very much reflects his favorite color,,,just saying))
I saw this and I said if you read the Percy Jackson books and you are not somewhat gay you are not a Percy Jackson fan or you did not read them correctly
I have an incredible idea. Hear me out here
Buddy-comedy PJO spinoff where Percy and Grover hunt down the Stingray that killed Steve Irwin.
Percy: Yeah, I'm arguably one of, if not THE, strongest demigo-
Some random fucking Hermes kid from 2,000 years ago:
This is not my original post it belongs to @caffeinatedflumadiddlebutpjo who deleted their account but itās so good and needs to be preserved
I like that there is just... A noticeable gap in the gods' under standing of mortal children. Like, Zeus really accused a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD of stealing his master bolt and the only justification I have for this is "Well, Hermes stole Apollo's cattle right after birth so that tracks".
But now I have a theory that the gods don't rediv understand how mortal
children work and that's why they're so blase about sending them to do ridiculous nonsense?
Like...
Zeus: What do you mean 'first word'? Why would they only speak one word?
Artemis: Humans can only cry when they are born.
Zeus: Nonsense. When vou were born you didn't cry. You delivered your brother and then came to me to ask for a birthday present.
Artemis: Humans aren't the same though. They can't walk or talk for many months. When they do speak it is only in small, short words.
Zeus: ā¦that's not true
Artemis: I'm afraid it is
Zeus, under his breath: What the fuck
Later on...
Zeus: Did you know human babies can't speak when thev're tirst born?
Poseidon: that's so sad. Are demigods like that?
Zeus: I have no idea.
Poseidon: Mavbe we should ask around more. Athena was saying something about brain development.
Zeus: Their... THEIR BRAINS AREN'T DEVELOPED?!?!
Poseidon: I guess
Zeus: THESE HUMANS ARE WALKING AROUND WITHOUT FULLY FORMED BRAINS?!
Poseidon: I mean, so are you and I don't complain.
The quest continues...
Hermes: So... you're telling me that human kids don't know how to fend themselves at all? They need to be taught? I mean, fighting, of course, but outside of that???
Poseidon: Yeah, I thought it was like fish
where you just naturally know what youāre supposed to do. But apparently they have no idea and need to be shown everything
Hermes: I... that's awful. Why?
Poseidon: I don't know.
Suddenly all the gods are very concerned...
Ares: You mean to tell me that my kids are probably traumatized from war??
Hermes: That's what the research shows. Human kids aren't supposed to handle that kind of stuff and demigods are more human than we anticipated.
Ares: But... War?
Hermes: Idk what to tell you, bud. I'm beginning to understand why they hate us tho.
Everyone is naturally panicking
Demeter: YOU SENT MONSTERS AFTER MY BABIES WHEN THEY HAD NO BRAINS AND COULDN'T EVEN READ?!?
Hecate: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT DEMIGODS WEREN'T BORN KNOWING HOW TO READ!?!?!
Athena: Our children all have dyslexia.
Demeter: YOU LET YOUR DAUGHTERRUN AWAY WHEN SHE WAS SEVEN! SILENCE!
Athena:ā¦And? She is very mature and had my protection. I'm not like the rest of you. rhave done my researcn on humans and led her accordingly.
Apollo: Think of it this way, Athena. She would have just started losing baby teeth when she left home.
Athena: What?
Apollo: According to my son, they shed teeth. Like, they fall out and get new, bigger ones when they re old enougn. Didn't you know that?
Hades: That's disgusting. Our children do that?
Athena: I... That's not true! Your son is a liar!
Apollo: I AM THE GOD OF TRUTH!
It's a whole thing on Olympus
Hephaestus: Wait, they NEED to eat?!?! It isn't just for fun???
Hermes: What about water???
Dionysus: How do none ot vou know these things. Maybe you all should be camp directors for awhile-
Hades: Eight hours? They need EIGHT hours of sleep? A Day? There's no way NICO Is getting that much..
Dionysus: Oh, are they? Yeah lol. None of them are getting that much.
Aphrodite: Oh my gods... What happens if they don't get enough? Do they become ugly? ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE MY KIDS UGLY?!
Zeus: They're so fragile. Why are they even allowed out of the camp?! Chiron, explain!
Chiron: You... Uh, ask them to do stuff for you?
All of Olympus: *flips a table*
someone please explain why Poseidon, the SEA god (which is already covering a lot of ground for the Greeks), is just, as a footnote, also the god of horses? Like I know the Greek gods kind of have groupings of titles or whatever, but name a more land-centric animal than a horse. Thatās just bad writing.
Percy Jackson logic
Your twitchy and unsteady hands are NOT from an excessive consumption of sugar and caffiene. You come from a bloodline that traces back to mighty sorcerers, your nerves are less suited for activities like surgery and more for the swift and sporadic movements needed to cast spells.
Another set of memes using Perchanceās incorrect quotes generator
This time featuring the Greek gods
Made at 1 in the morningš«¶
Annabeth being a sleep paralysis demon
Percy: Hereās the tea you asked for *hands it to Annabeth*
Annabeth: *sips tea* This tastes weird, how did you make this?
Percy: Oh I just boiled some Gatorade.
Annabeth: ...
Percy: ...
Annabeth: *slowly takes another sip*
is this nico di angelo??
(this pic is from Pinterest!)
i've said what i said