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(I decided to write something since I felt like it. Ig this is my first poem I’m writing and posting so hopefully you guys like it!)

Darwin’s Theory.

Darwin once said that only the strongest survive. The weak will ultimately perish, and the better genes will take place.

Yet, it’s so ironic, that it feels so unreal.

It feels like we’ve been told this before, yet when you really think about it, it’s so backwards.

For instance, the so called weaklings are still surviving.

The weaklings that “nature” wants to be rid of.

The lazy

The deformed

The stupid

The naive

The broken

Are still here.

They’re still alive.

Even after all the time that they’ve been oppressed,

Beaten,

Threatened,

And brought to the brink of death

Yet, we’re told that they’re the weak ones.

Ironic.

They’ve seen the world’s worth

They’ve shaken death’s withering hand

They’ve survived nature’s worst

And they’re the weak.

Yet the strong, the ones that supposedly have the better advantages, hide.

They hide from their own consequences

They hide from the labour

They hide from their sins

They oppress, oppress, oppress

And when their weakness is exposed?

They call foul, they yell, they scream, they cry

They blame, they run, and they cower.

In a world controlled by “nature”,

The “strong” aren’t the strong.

The “weak” aren’t the weak.

(I decided to write something since I felt like it. Ig this is my first poem I’m writing and posting so hopefully you guys like it!)

Darwin’s Theory.

Darwin once said that only the strongest survive. The weak will ultimately perish, and the better genes will take place.

Yet, it’s so ironic, that it feels so unreal.

It feels like we’ve been told this before, yet when you really think about it, it’s so backwards.

For instance, the so called weaklings are still surviving.

The weaklings that “nature” wants to be rid of.

The lazy

The deformed

The stupid

The naive

The broken

Are still here.

They’re still alive.

Even after all the time that they’ve been oppressed,

Beaten,

Threatened,

And brought to the brink of death

Yet, we’re told that they’re the weak ones.

Ironic.

They’ve seen the world’s worth

They’ve shaken death’s withering hand

They’ve survived nature’s worst

And they’re the weak.

Yet the strong, the ones that supposedly have the better advantages, hide.

They hide from their own consequences

They hide from the labour

They hide from their sins

They oppress, oppress, oppress

And when their weakness is exposed?

They call foul, they yell, they scream, they cry

They blame, they run, and they cower.

In a world controlled by “nature”,

The “strong” aren’t the strong.

The “weak” aren’t the weak.

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would you mind deleting their scam from your blog, or clearly labeling it as a scam so it doesn't spread to others? in the future, please remember to search the username/paypal account name/text used by the people asking for money in your inbox

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i really recommend looking at their pinned posts in order to better recognize scams, not just using this list as a blocklist, because once they are terminated they each will immediately remake their scams under a new username

Oh my god-

I’m so sorry! I’ll delete the post, Jesus I really need to be more smarter with these kind of things!

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve nearly fallen for a scam, I’d have two. It’s not much, but it’s weird that it happened twice. Thanks for telling me!

my pride post i think

This request is going to be a little different from the others so if you don't want to do it you can delete this.

Can I request a ancient mafia boss AU Headcanon? and if you want can you make it the top one the least dangerous and the bottom being the most dangerous type of mafia boss.

Mafia Boss AU: The Ancients

Summary: The Five mafia bosses have chosen to disclose very personal details about themself. All of them are documented and stored in five separate case files. Well, shall we read them together?

TW: Murder ✨, Poison, Blackmailing, and some other stuff. If you can handle the stuff above, you can certainly handle the rest of it <3

I HAVE NEVER DONE STUFF LIKE THIS BEFORE. BE WARNED 😭

File #1: The Sky Syndicate

Boss: Pure Vanilla

Going by the nickname “Pure Vanilla”, or “P.V.”

He’s known to be very social and surprisingly kind, even to the point of being called naive for a mafia boss.

However, much is going on behind those eyes. His mechanical staff almost looks…alive, in a way, blinking and glancing around. As if looking for a traitor in its midst.

Despite his kindness, Pure Vanilla is known to be quite intelligent, and his truth can be quite harsh. Especially to those who declare that they’re his enemy.

The look of shock on someone’s face when Pure Vanilla comes face to face with them, smiling all giddy and joyful as he lists down everything that they’ve done to betray the syndicate is…exhilarating to him.

And how does he deal with them? Well, by forcing the traitor into a bright, almost blinding room and sending in his subordinate, Strawberry Crepe to…disassemble them.

File #2: Silent Petal Society

Boss: White Lily

They’re a very secretive organization, known for its eagerness to test out the resilience of their members and how their minds work.

White Lily, known to be distant yet intelligent and kind to her subordinates is quite brutal to her enemies, attacking them with no mercy. Just ask a certain jester-looking freak about what she did to him and you’ll get your answer.

She deals with sciences and often sends her members out to smuggle more information and items for the sake of research.

She may have some other side to her, as she was sometimes reported to be cackling her heart out in a room with a bright red hue…but that was just normal, wasn’t it?

File #3: Scarlet Nexus

Boss: Hollyberry

This group is known for its brute strength and love for alcohol. In fact, their group mostly focuses on smuggling said items to their headquarters, where their boss Hollyberry is.

She’s the only one who uses her name, while the rest go by their nicknames. She personally thinks that it’s a power move and that her strength outweighs their intelligence in multiple ways. She didn’t specify how though.

Her group is much more out in the open, but who could really stop such powerful yet swift people? Most, if not all of them are loud and boisterous, both confident in their ability to evade the police and strong enough to fight them if ever caught.

Hollyberry is even in a sort of alliance with a Dragon — one of the five most powerful members in a terrorist organization.

File #4: The Black Citadel

Boss: Dark Cacao

Pussy

Dark Cacao is the most secure and secretive of the bunch. His headquarters is somewhere up in a mountain, yet nobody really knows where. He has his own business by fortifying his borders with technology to make sure nobody goes in, and very few come out.

He may be the most strongest, but he doesn’t plan to show it anytime soon. Otherwise there would be a bit of a bloodbath happening sooner or later.

His three executives, going by the nicknames Affogato, Caramel Arrow, and Crunchy Chip are different in their own ways.

Affogato deals with finding traitors on the inside and creating more poisons and psychological weapons against any enemies who dare wish to harm the boss. In fact, he may be the closest to Dark Cacao for some reason…perhaps he has other goals?

Crunchy Chip works as a guard with his group, known for controlling and training many dangerous wolves. Not much else is known. Perhaps later these files may be updated.

Caramel Arrow leads a group called the Watchers. They’re known for scouting out their enemies. They also work to help trade in materials and weapons. She’s quite loyal to Dark Cacao, even though she was close to getting demoted and eliminated due to a certain meddling of another executive…

File #5: The Golden Circuit

Boss: Golden Cheese

She’s very flamboyant and tech-savvy, and so is her group. They’re well-known and very popular among criminal organizations of all kind.

Golden Cheese loves glittering gold, sending out her subordinates to get any jewelry that gleams and shimmers like her oh-so precious gold.

The Golden Circuit specializes in high-tech surveillance systems and technological innovation, especially with weapons. This group knows everything and everyone that even speaks to one of their members.

So yes, they are known to blackmail quite often.

And any enemies don’t stand a chance due to Golden Cheese being active in her job as a boss, even killing tens of people with some of her high-tech golden spears, able to track any source of heat and follow it.

All of her subordinates are light on their feet, and some even use mechanical wings like hers to fly around so quietly.

She’s probably the one who designed Pure Vanilla’s mechanical eye staff anyways…

GUYS PLEASE I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID

PLEASE DON’T JUDGE ME 😭

Anyone who reblogs this post will have their user written on a poster saying "We Stand With Palestine" that I hope to put up somewhere in the village I live in, or the town that the village is next to.

Oh well some things that make me happy are:

- Art

- Food (specifically strawberries)

- History (it’s like hearing gossip and hot tea about a crazy event)

-Historical Fiction

-My friends and Family

And that’s it! It’s nice to get an ask like this lol!

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

I have an idea for a webtoon

So the plot is like those reincarnation webtoons (basically protagonist is reincarnated into their favorite book as the Villain or female antagonist), however, it’s gay.

Like, instead of falling for the shitty husband or the shitty male protagonist, the protagonist falls for the main character (aka the heroine of the story) instead. Like a silly one-sided enemy to lovers thing. With the heroine assuming the protagonist is against them when in reality the protagonist is trying to find ways to make them swoon for them (however they fail and accidentally get the husband to like them, to their dismay).

Bonus point if the heroine becomes attached to the protag, and so the heroine and the protag slowly become friends, and then lovers through a crazy confession.Like either of them just yelling out that they like each other.

How fucked up do you have to be to send vile stuff like that to someone. No one deserves to be a victim of something so brutal like this. People, this goes out for everyone, telling someone to go do s*cide is absolutely disgusting in any way you say it and if you feel the urge to do so then do the following: Go touch grass, keep those mean things to yourself, and probably reflect on yourself and your actions.

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

You can only reblog this today.

Sorry but I am in love with your blog name

🥺

Thank you ❤️

I have a theory for Welcome Home arg:

So look at this picture:

Let’s point the obvious:

01. We see the letters saying ‘Wally exclaimed LOOK I MADE A DOG” referring to Barnaby

02.Barnaby has no head at all

03.Barnaby and Wally are the only two that share the same color palette

Basing on these items I suspect that Barnaby was made by Wally himself, for what exactly, I don’t know. Another piece of evidence pointing to this was other artwork referring Barnaby in some way. One of them including Barnaby pulling off his head to show a man inside of him, or in other words a man in a fur suit to act as Barnaby. Another one was when the creator replied to ask that asked about a hat to Julie and Frank, and we see a small doodle of Barnaby when Julie and Frank talk about him, but Barnaby has no hat on the doodle, hence supporting the fact that Barnaby isn’t what we think he is.

Now one plausible theory is that Wally trapped the man who acted as Barnaby inside the show and somehow created Barnaby to give the man’s souls a body. Perhaps it can show how the other cast members ended up here and how the entire show disappeared. But that’s unlikely sine they have their own color palettes that don’t look similar to Wally’s. The only characters that Wally share a color palette with are Home and Barnaby.

I’m not certain why Wally would want to do that, but I have an inkling that Wally must’ve been alone inside the world he was created in and needed some way to escape being trapped in the house. On the website, there is a special code we can get by snooping around and we can receive different clues if we type that code in different ways. One of those clues was an audio, it’s hard to listen to but some suspect that the voice singing was Wally talking to House, with that we can think that he was trapped in house and was growing insane and desperate out of loneliness.

If anyone else has anything to add on this theory or corrections I’ve missed, then please be free to comment on this post. Honestly I’m kinda proud to connect some of the dots onto here on this recent hyper fixation of mine!

The creator is @partycoffin and check out their artwork and tell me if you found anything else pertaining to this theory of mine! :)

Also please don’t pester the creator, they are on a break and we should respect those boundaries. In the meantime please just look at their work and theorize on your own accords! I would love to hear about what you all think!

the noisette fandom is dying repost if youre sorry, women

it's cause you're always on that damned spectrum

Maybe it’s the universe telling us that 2023 isn’t going downhill like it’s past years.

Thank God-

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

Danger noodle

Eyelash Viper

take my soul and money AXOLOTL NIGHTMARE SUPREMACY

request from @shiroinacoma passive nightmare axolotl :]

when drawing him, i pictured that he has high status, but tries to fit in with everyone else, so he hardly ever wears anything prestigious in public

just a goofy little lad

Edit: I meant to put Reblog but it’s kinda too late anyways. Boyfriends fans dni!!

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My trans peeps who are transitioning from male to female, did you know that tofu has a fuck ton of estrogen? Just letting y’all know that-

My oc just snapped and is rn going feral and their arm got ripped off of them-

How’s everyone’s OCs doing

A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]