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WOULD YOU RATHER QUESTION OF THE DAY

Why Zayne deserves an ass massage, mf I'm LISTENING🦻🏽🦻🏽🦻🏽

This is lowk my entire personality rn ... im glad to have a listener. Truly you have the mind of einstein.

Not only will Zayne feel better, more uplifted and relieved with an ass massage, but the person massaging his ASS (me fr. Me. Me. Pls. Me) will also enjoy feeling the nice soft flesh beneath their hands, and the idea of pleasing the sexiest cardiac surgeon ever.

Like bro call me the Gluteal Massage Emporer at this point im seriously going crazy over this idea of massaging Zayne's ass bro

Like holdup imagine hes laying on his stomach reading a medical book. As u massage his ass. Perfect day for Zayne 😍😍😍😍😍LIKE I WANNA WRITE ABOUT THIS SO BAD ITS SO FUNNY YET IM BEING SO FR...

Zayne Is The Worthiest Of An Ass Massage In L&Ds

You guys don't realize this. I'm deadass Zayne deserves it the most. "Oh but Sylus deserves it more because he has a fatter ass than Zayne" "Oh what about the others" Let me explain.

Zayne top priority. Bro he's a cardiac surgeon this man is booked and busy doing his hard work and he's probably also sitting on his ass for long periods of time. He IS THE WORTHIEST OF AN ASS MASSAGE.

Like imagine a long day after his shift. And oh boy the back of his thighs and ass ACHE. THEY ACHE THEY SCREAM THEY NEED RELIEF and sleeping it out isn't gonna cut it. He needs a full ass massage. He needs pressure upon his ass. Me personally I'd ask him to lay on his stomach on a bed or couch or something and then I'd get to work. Squeezing. Caressing. This is a hardworking man he deserves this. The ass massage is gonna be so good that the next day he's going to be feeling at his greatest and he's going to be announced as most appreciated doctor in Akso hospital AGAIN.

Please i need yall to understand me.

I did a sylus edit...i dont even know how to edit...and i did this on capcut...sylus the man you are vro

DONT JUDGE ME 🤑😭😭🤑👋👋🤑👋🤑📞🤑📞

I KNOW YALL SEE THAT DECADENT SIGHT

LIKE HOLDUP...ZAYNE MIGHT HAVE SOME COMPETITION....BOTH ARE WORTHY OF ASS MASSAGES....

HELLO ZAYNE FACETIMED ME JUST TO SAY THIS???? DAWGGGGG😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

Sylus should've never let luke and kieran go out for the day vro😭😭💯💯

Pls ignore my grammar?!

Dawggg I'm just tryna study with him why r u Looking at me zayne...😭😭❗️❗️💯💯 (He probably senses the crazy amount of need that I have for wanting to massage his butt)

No but if I genuinely got this stare irl I'd probably disintegrate out of embarrassment

GYATTTT WAIT A SECOND ZAYNE LIKE.....

I see u...

Also please do not mind my name 🤑 Thanks

What did I just make

Anyways don't PISS rafayel off pt 2...

Like wait how about "I wish I was your superior and inferior gluteal veins so I can be in your ass 24/7" (NOT IN A SUS WAY.)

Would he like. Seriously like enjoy the creativity of it or would he still call 911????????? Im so sorry what am I even saying

Do yall think if I flirted with Zayne in a medical way or wtv, would he accept it??? Like if i were to say "My hand wants to be superficial to your gluteus maximus", would he maybe be like "Haha funny one" or would he let me do it...

Or would he call 911

Do yall think if I flirted with Zayne in a medical way or wtv, would he accept it??? Like if i were to say "My hand wants to be superficial to your gluteus maximus", would he maybe be like "Haha funny one" or would he let me do it...

Or would he call 911

EAT YO VEGETABLES 😭🪙😭🤑😳🪙😭🤑😭🪙😳💯

Are you picking up 😳😳😳😳😳😳

IM NOT ACCEPTING THIS CALL FROM XAVIER XYOLOPHONE BRO 😭😭🚫🙏🚫🙏🚫🙏👎🚫 QUIT CALLING MY NUMBER BRUH😭😭😭🙏🤑🤑👎😭👎😳😳😳

GTFO

I CANT STOP MAKING THESE HELPPPP

RAFAYEL REDPEPPER KEEPS CALLING MY PHONE YALL HELPPP😭😭👎🚫👎🚫😭🤔🚫🤔🚫😭🤔🤑🤑🤑🙏🙏🙏

DAWGGGG WHY IS SYLUS SANDAL CALLING MY PHONE🤔🤔🤔😭🤔😭🤔😭🚫🚫👎👎 GTFO 😭😭

Are you picking up 😳😳😳😳😳😳

DAWGGG DONT PISS RAFAYEL OFF😭😭😭🚫😭

DAWGGG IM NEVER USING THE BANGS FILTER ON FACETUNE AGAIN😭😭😭 SYLUS OVER HERE LOOKING LIKE A FOUNDING FATHER DAMN😭🚫😭🚫😭🚫🏛🏛🏛

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS VRO.

Wait a second bcz sylus long hair + long black hair looks kinda... (idc if the editing looks bad but the general idea of it is MMMMMMM🤤🤤🤤🤑🤑🤑)

GROW OUT UR HAIR NOW.

Hi Guys I'm so Bored and Lonely and 😭😭😭🙏So bored someone please Talk to me (Ik no one will see this but idc...)

This is me genuinely tweaking btw

Goodmorning To All

Do yall fw my profile layout....