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Why Zayne deserves an ass massage, mf I'm LISTENING🦻🏽🦻🏽🦻🏽

This is lowk my entire personality rn ... im glad to have a listener. Truly you have the mind of einstein.

Not only will Zayne feel better, more uplifted and relieved with an ass massage, but the person massaging his ASS (me fr. Me. Me. Pls. Me) will also enjoy feeling the nice soft flesh beneath their hands, and the idea of pleasing the sexiest cardiac surgeon ever.

Like bro call me the Gluteal Massage Emporer at this point im seriously going crazy over this idea of massaging Zayne's ass bro

Like holdup imagine hes laying on his stomach reading a medical book. As u massage his ass. Perfect day for Zayne 😍😍😍😍😍LIKE I WANNA WRITE ABOUT THIS SO BAD ITS SO FUNNY YET IM BEING SO FR...