I Am Getous Woman The Bible Said It PURRIOD

i am getou’s woman the bible said it PURRIOD

hi b! could you ship some of your mutuals with any character of any fandom?

omg hi anon!! lemme show you the ships of some of my sweet mootssssss <3

@nelapanela94 ofc my baby nela has to be paired with none other than levi ackerman, cmon they're living in marley as of now and she's kuchel #1 daughter in law.

@sparklekitteh mrs .kierstein is in the house, but I gotta say, I think pieck gotta thing for her too, so imma ship her with 2 of these hot stuffs.

@ack3rlady nah cause if you know mia, you just KNOW that she and erwin are the sexiest couple, their chemistry makes me jealous AS FUCK, idk who i wanna date, erwin or mia.

@reiner69er ofc she's reiner's baby girl, im jelly she has to wake up next to his mommy milkers.

@sofijaeger eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren eren 

@maries-gallery cmon, I love a frenchie x frenchie duo so ofc my bb marie has to be shipped with levi, I JUST KNOW THEY BOTH GET TURNED ON BY JUST CUSSING EACHOTHER IN FRENCH.

@rosenkow my girly here L has 2 men fighting over her, gojo or ushijima so... this is def the love triangle that we have all been waiting for.

@skyejaeger07 NAH CAUSE THIS GIRLY IS THE ONE WHO’S GONNA BE ABLE TO TAME OUR BELOVED SUICIDAL MANIAC, so ofc she's gonna be paired with eren!!!

@itsjuliee a gorgeous soul like Julie has to be shipped with eren, last time I checked she's Carla’s favorite daughter in law :)

@iris-ren she’s geto’s woman, and geto is her man, the bible said it, period.

@starryenigma beanie is hot, so my hot girly has a hot dilf wrapped around her finger, aka mr toji fushiguro mommy milkers thick cock badussy killer :)

@coyloves my sweet love coi has to be paired with a sweet boy named armin arlert, even though its gonna make me jealous as FUCK.

@erwinscrybaby gabi has 2 men fawning over her, I ship her with erwin on the day, and I ship her with Levi at night ;)

@chososheart nah cause ale and choso are endgame, we stan a healthy and a sexy couple.

@j0livi0ni I just know eren is LIVID with the fact that joli and mikasa are canon, isayama told me that they both ran to Switzerland :)

@ohayopoko THIS IS EREN’S AND PORCO’S WOMAN, and believe me, these 2 neurotic men be fighting over her day and night cause they both so jellyyyyyy-

@the-princess-button ofc sandra has to be paired with eren, yk what makes eren hotter? him dating a latina so mhm, he better buckle up tho, cause sandra is def gonna take the rails on this man. 

@httpjaeg my remi baby is in a relationship with eren and mikasa, and ofc they both fight over her (only probs mikasa wins cause its pretty self-explanatory jajajajaja)

YOU GUYS

i found the perfect nsfw asmr audio for mr. jean kirstein

picture waking up to needy jean in the morning

audio link under the cut

(this is a nsfw 18+ audio!!)

nsfw audio

jean would look so good in mando’s armor

TELL ME IM WRONG

Hi bby😩💓 u once reposted a Jean Audio and I love it sm can u pls link some of ur favourites or give the name of the VA who did this audio? Ilysm pls don’t forget to drink water and pls stay healthy!!!( ◠‿◠ )

yes! the VA is SamuelEnderby on reddit!!

here’s another audio that i really liked that reminded me of my kirschtein holiday one shot

nsfw audio

<3

what are your favorite & least favorite pet names?

his crazy ass is so pretty