I Just Had To Read This Out Loud God Damnit

I just had to read this out loud god damnit

THE SNORT I SNORTED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

THIIIISSSSS !!!!!!!

men who don't look kinky and then ruin your shit

ON JOB BRO 😫😫 I just want my Kiri 🥺

I’m so tired of trying to read stuff for kirishima and it’s always Kirishima AND bakugo. I just want some kirishima with no bakugo 😭 why is it so hard to find

Something for my friend again. (Late Valentine’s Day gift)

Kita x Bakugou x Denki

“THE TIME HAS COME ÒWÓ!!!!!!!” My eccentric best friend yelled at the top of her lungs. Walking down the hall to her room in our shared flat was second nature at this point. Getting to the door and seeing different articles of clothing fly past me I subconsciously kick myself before asking. “Time for what?” She inhaled. “And if you say muffin time I’m gonna hurt you” she exhaled (disappointment on her face at the missed opportunity). “The red hearts festival is coming to town and I thought you would like to come with me”. Looking at her as if all the time we spent together meant nothing. “You know your talking to me right? I don’t like people-” “There will be rides” “nope” “lots of people we know” “A phone call has the same experience. Even better face time” “✨Food✨”. Looking at her with squinted eyes as if I could see through her the question I knew would solidify my doom came out of my mouth before I could stop myself. “What kind of food?”

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Being in Japan for about half a year now I realize ………. Food is my weakness. Sighing in my defeat as I take the last bite of my dumpling as I here “two please” come from my right. A MANLY “Make that three” came shortly after as I look and see my bestie with a startled look on her face before it turned calm. “Hey big sis” The all teeth smile I received was nearly blinding. Being handed my crepe by said bestie, her receiving a kiss on the cheek as I take a slow agonizing bite into the sweet dough staring down the culprit. A chill “Hey Kiri” left my mouth as my cheeks filled with the pastry. “Oh! Did I tell you about the-” spacing out I thought of our time here, many good friends, good food, and beautiful scenery.

“Gorgeous isn’t it?” A shock went to the back of my neck. Gaining chills as the long hair I once had couldn’t cover it anymore. A hand flying to the area as I look at the flirty blond giving me a closed eyed lazy grin. “Hey Denki” “Why hello beautiful, why the long face?” Tilting my head in confusion “I thought my face was round 🤔”. A chuckle coming from his end as he elaborated “no I meant why do you look so sad. Today is a day of love and happiness”. Putting an arm around me in a side squeeze trying to cheer me up. “How am I gonna celebrate the day of love with no love?” My voice coming out more bitter than intended. Gaze turned to my bestie and her soon to be boyfriend. As much as I love her I wish they would get a room. The box nearly falling out of his pocket containing the promise ring he asked me to help design as he “sneakily” tried to put his arm around her.

“Ooooh I get it. You just need a date.……… Well what about me” my hands in his as he kissed the backs of them. “I-It doesn’t have to be romantic if you don’t want it to be.” Seeing the sweat on his forehead as he scratched the back of his head nervously. “It’s ok we be lonely buddies together ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)”. I concluded giving a dry laugh at our expense. Going to different booths and trying different food and games witch I mostly won and ended up giving most of the gifts to Denki. On our third game I started to feel …… funny as if I was being watched. Yet every time I looked around I saw nothing but happy couples. And Chowa accidentally dodging a kiss from Kiri by patting a wild cat but that was just me XD.

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Mini Denki P.O.V

“I- I had a good day today Kita but if I’m being honest I wanted it to be a real da- ” as the cherry blossoms fell around us my gaze turned from her to the bright colors in the sky accompanied by loud explosions which cut off my sentence. My hands now cold as her warmth suddenly left them. Noticing her absence I turned to where she used to be and set off to find her in haste.

~Meanwhile~

The cold wall that my body resided against was unsettling and uncomfortable as I come face to face with the person I’ve been avoiding for the whole night. “You know this could look bad right? You boxing a girl against a wall when you have a girlfriend- ” “Had” his brash voice came out in a forced whisper as to not draw to much attention. “We broke up 2 weeks ago. But that’s not the point- w-why him? You pick the idiot over me?” “Oh so you expected me to wait for you? You were happy with your little bitch and left me with my proposal looking stupid in front of all our friends. It took me so long to stop crying whenever your name was even brought up. Now you’re gonna get mad at Denki for doing the one thing you didn’t?”

“No please let me explain-” “Yo is everything OK over here- sorry I didn’t mean to interrupt” Denki’s smile. The one thing that has lit up my way through out this whole night almost went out. As I shuffled past Bakugou I felt a hand on mine “please just here me out”

Standing between two men you have a choice

Denki

Or

Bakugou

Which rout will you choose?

Excuse my cringe-ness but I felt confident enough to write a one shot for my friend OwO . I wanted to cheer her up she was under the weather.

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The air was moist with a light fog, a sign of the up coming storm. A unsuspecting window blurry with a layer of mist unbeknownst to the owner of the room. A small, quaint, anime merch filled room sat as the center piece of our small story. A lump in the covers could be seen slowly rising and falling as our main protagonist was sleeping gracefully.

Ok that was a lie she was sleeping upside down a body pillow between her legs and her blanket on the floor. A soft expression on her face minus the drool leading from her mouth to her pillow. A sudden knock was imprinted on the door, and a soft call of our protagonist name was called only to fall on deaf ears.

A head of messy purple hair stuck through the door dark circles can be made out on the individual’s face. A small smile creases his cheeks along with a light dusting of pink. Walking to the desk located in the corner of the room to collect the information he needed.

(Notes for science class) giving a small pat to Y/N’s head ruffling her hair a bit.

Calling her name again to see if she would awaken, and when she did not hasty chapped lips were placed on her cheek with a look of adoration on his features. Sighing in relief when her face didn’t move. Going to stand and make his departure a hand lightly grabbed his wrist. Eyes siding he looks down to see a cheeky smile and quickly moving eyebrows staring back at him.

On this day Y/N can say that red is her favorite color as that was the color the purple-ets ears had changed.

“If you wanted a kiss you could have just asked”. The nonchalant-nes of her statement only made him more embarrassed. “I didn’t want to wake you” he replied with a slight crack in his voice.

BOOM. CRACK. WOOOSH

The sound of thunder was loud on the outside of the room, curtains drawn just enough to have what little light that could come from the grey sky full the room. A whimper left our purple-et at the sound hands coming up to cover his ears. Eyes shutting tightly he didn’t notice two arms extending to pull him to a soft body.

Upon contact his shoulders slumped into a calmer position his face shamelessly snuggling closer to her heart. (Titties) slipping into the covers with him laying on top of her carful not to put all of his weight on her. Every thundering sound gaining a flinch from him but a forehead kiss and head rub followed.

The assignment that was due, long forgotten as the couple found sanctuary in each other’s arms. Exchanging loving words of affirmation as they listen to the rain fall gracefully against the window.

~The End~

Ok I go hide under a rock now bye bye

Yes please ☺️🥺