"Both Sides" Reply Guy But For The Shopping Cart Morality Test

"Both sides" reply guy but for the shopping cart morality test

The audacity of this webbed site to advertise "Monopoly Go" to me.

1. Advertisers and those who concoct them in their black laboratories should hunted down and biblically sorted.

2. Monopoly sucks so much it's hard to even describe - the epitome of a random number generator game. The decisions one makes, even in its original, intended form, are so hamstrung as to be nonexistent. I could fend one human against three dice rolling bingo machines and the human would win about 1 in 4 times.

3. How is it possible that the most anti-capitalist board game on the planet not made by a 24-year-old from a Seattle commune has become synonymous with multimedia advertisement? I can go out and buy Star Wars monopoly, Pokémon monopoly, Monopoly Monopoly, there's a monopoly where you're allowed to cheat, there's one where you can spend $300 dollars for bespoke monopoly, and in a cruel twist of irony, there's even socialist monopoly. The game isn't even good! Who the fuck is playing this much monopoly?

4. I wanna touch back on 1. again, fuck advertisers. If you make corporate advertisements for a living it's on SIGHT.

5. I will bite you like a dog or other lesser beast

6. Monopoly as a game should not exist. If Hasbro goes under I will dance on the grave of brightly colored money and shitty tin hats.

Keeping my blog neat and tidy. Like a fake dining room with the plastic on all the furniture. No reblogs or engagement, you cannot sit on this object because it is designed to be viewed and accrue value for resale or be handed down by my estate

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Considering the way she fights, she probably also like dancing in general

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Hot damn 2011 through 2013 was just my Prolific Era honestly

I have GOT to get more annoying on this webbed site, apparently

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