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*gives, looking to the side*

*gasps* Purple roses?! Oh, Sasori! They’re beautiful! Thank you so much! *happily accepts the flowers and smells them* Mmm~ I love the smell of fresh flowers! I’m going to get a vase with water and put them on my nightstand~!

@bestkunoichi You gotta be precise with your search engine, Manda. I know my ways to get what I want. I’ll take pictures for you, Queen! I got chu~😏💜

@sassykinzonline I’m down for it whenever you are, Sasuke. Just call me Itami Sensei and we can get started. Don’t worry, I’ll handle you with care~😘

My chat with Mod a few days ago, discussing certain people I love and care about:

Me: So, Itami, I heard about your list of your favourite Uchiha boys… And Sasuke’s currently at the top?

Mod: Yeah~ It’s always a toss-up between Sasuke and Itachi, but MY GOD, I’ve been feeling Sasuke lately. Plus, it helps that we talk regularly now~

Me: I have noticed that! What do you think about his relationship with Naruto?

Mod: Oh, Naruto’s a cutie, I love him and I wish them nothing but the best, but… Sometimes I imagine what it would be like to take his place, you know? To be loved by Sasuke Uchiha like that… Would be surreal~ Plus… I KNOW he’s packing. I’d happily teach him how to please a woman if he asks~!

Me: Well, you heard it here, @sassykinzonline . Mod is available!😏😂

@mackzsblog @sasori-anon Hm? What’s going on? I thought I heard my name?

Oh! You’re Sasori’s new assistant, right? I’m Izumi Uchiha, Sasori’s girlfriend! It’s nice to officially meet you~

Can I use your poison, Sensei?

No.

You're not ready yet.

Mod // Oooh interesting questions! Thank you so much for asking them~💜💜

Itachi: I, personally, don’t think Itachi would go the revenge route. Since Itachi knew just how toxic the relationship between the Uchiha and the village was, he would understand — to an extent — why Izumi did what she did.

I’m going to throw Sasuke in this part as well, since I also believe that Izumi would spare him. Unfortunately, she had to kill Mikoto and Fugaku, but with both the boys around to take care of one another, it would somewhat be bearable? Sasuke was too young to understand just exactly was transpiring within the Clan, so Itachi would make sure that he’s taken care of and loved as if their parents were still alive. Also, feel free to share what you think as well, lovely!💜

The Akatsuki/Akatsuki partner: Due to Itachi remaining in the village, let’s say that she eventually ends up as Kisame’s partner. (Thinking back, I know Itachi had a different partner before our fav big shark boi, but I’ll be disregarding him. Sorry, not sorry.😂)

Izumi, to put it lightly, would be shitting bricks meeting Kisame Hoshigaki for the first time. Huge, blue guy with gills, menacingly sharp teeth and a giant-ass sword? Petrifying.😂 She would keep her distance and only speak to him if he spoke to her first. After a while, though, once she knew more about his personality, her guard would slowly drop and she would consider him a friend. A friend to not get on the wrong side of!

Mod// A CONCEPT

Izumi was the one who slaughtered the Uchiha Clan and became a Rogue. Would she spare Itachi though??

Girly is SLAYING the Anbu look. Good for her. Women empowering women~💜💪🏻

I think she would spare Itachi. Since she’s so in love with him, probably more than he is with her, she wouldn’t be able to go through with killing him. Instead, similarly to what Itachi did to Sasuke, she would put him in a Tsukuyomi and tell him that he needs to be stronger.

If she massacred the clan without Obito, I don’t see her willingly joining the Akatsuki. Maybe she just happened to be in the right place at the right time? Running into Obito, discovering that she’s the only (or one of the only) Uchiha left, so he takes her under his wing.

But Konan would be SO happy to have another female there! I see them getting close~

// Thanks for reading my little snippet about Izumi in an AU. I was dying to write this down!😤

@sasori-anon Ah! Sori, I see you’ve met Miyako-chan! She’s one of my friends~ @ask-miyako-oc 💜💜

Sasori-san! It's nice to see you! 🥰

...is it?

Who are you?

Mod // I’ll take the bait!

Top 15 shows coming right up~

1. Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

2. Friends

3. The Big Bang Theory

4. Blue Exorcist

5. My Demon

6. Strong Woman Do Bong Soon

7. My Hero Academia

8. Boys Over Flowers

9. Going Seventeen

10. BLUEY

11. Hwarang

12. Young Sheldon

13. The Footy Show

14. Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals

15. Masterchef

I tag @sasori-anon @itachianon @kisame-hoshigaki-rp and @obitoanon 😘

your top 15 favourite tv shows can say a lot about your personality

i was tagged by @arwents to list my top 15 tv shows, im not sure ive even watched 15 tv shows but i'll try

1. the bear

2. teen titans

3. titans

4. doom patrol

5. how to get away with murder

6. bridgerton

7. dragons den UK

8. kitchen nightmares

9. hells kitchen

10. na....ru....to....

11 . inuyasha

12. breaking bad

13. black mirror

14. twilight zone (2019 reboot)

15. extraordinary attorney woo

i tag @bestkunoichi @kuhakukage @izumi-uchiha-anon @xvalstarinex @stayfrostyordont