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Sasodei week day 2: vulnerable

This is a quick one, i almost didnt make it in time🥶

Despite all his knowledge of anatomy, and being used to blood, and body stuff in general, reanimated Sasori cannot deal with his own body being injured. His brain does not quite finish associating bones and flesh as something of its own, after so long having seen it only as something to work with. He also has a low tolerance for pain after so many years of not feeling anything. Therefore, he simply cannot tolerate it.

So, Deidara offered to heal all his wounds, even the small ones. He often teases him about not being able to treat a simple scratch, but he is genuinely grateful that Sasori allowes him to see such a vulnerable side of him, after all this time together.

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Sasodei week day 3: rock star au

Deidara is a young, enthusiastic and promising musician. Sasori is a very obsessive producer and sound engineer, and way older than he looks, and who in fact kinda hates music.

After every live performance and every recording session, Deidara runs to him in a happy mood, always thanking him, and telling him that he would be nothing without his arrangements, followed by an invitation to spend some time together. And although Sasori always responds with disinterest, lately he started to think that Deidara's music is actually not that bad, maybe he even likes it. Also, he is pretty cute too...

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Sasodei week day 4: obsession

This was a quick one, and i dont have much to add here, this was bound to happen.

Fun fact: the gray marker i used to shade deidara's eyes is named C4.

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In honor of sasodei week i wanted to share this cute details of a dumb comic i made with my phone in 2020 with deidara dying sasori's hair blonde by mistake afeter trying to help him with gray hairs.

In the same time i also did a comic of deidara chewing bubblegum with his hands and getting them stuck in his hair lol they were hilarious

Sasodei week day 5: portraits

- "This was a stupid idea, and it's taking you way more time than i expected."

- "Then, why do you agreed to it, hm? Also, stop moving."

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i cant stop thinking about an au with Sasori as an emergency doctor. A nurse goes to his office and tells him "he is here again" and Sasori goes "fuck" and sees Deidara covered in blood saying hi with the DUMBEST expression ever

Sasodei week day 6: touch starved

This is my favourite piece that i made for the event! I'm kinda obsessed with exploring how reanimated Sasori would deal with being human again after so much time.

He is overwhelmed by feelings he can't quite self regulate (i also hc that before turning himself into a puppet, he was very sensitive, and it was something he hated about himself). And Deidara is absolutely not used to see him being so emotional, asking him for confort and above all things, rabidly begging him for physical contact (but he is here for it).

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Sasodei week day 7: midnight

This is my least favourite piece😬 I spent a lot of time on this and it didn't end up turning out the way I wanted but whatever.

This is a modern!au and Deidara sleeps at Sasori's place for the first time

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Sasodei week day 8: happy ending

AU after the Gaara rescue arc. They could only find one of Deidara's arms but it's okay because Sasori survived and it's going to make him a prosthetic one.

The last one :'( i'm so happy i managed to complete the whole event

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Hiii i published my first Sasori centric fic (and my 2nd fic overall). I adore him so much and i wanted to do a character study. The themes are mainly anhedonia, sensory issues.

(and some one sided sasodei, i'll write some actual fanfiction of them later)

Sasodei hitman!au

Sasori is hired to kill this new semi popular artist who apparenly owes a lot of money to Kakuzu's mafia, and of course things didn't go as planned.

This is a gift for @mayskalih i hope you like it💗

{x} | Artist: ロコ丸 | Permission to Post ※ Do not Repost. Please rate/bookmark/visit the artist's works!

The cultural significance of

Akatsuki amvs to “calling all the monsters” or “pokerface”

the Kakuhida and Sasodei “anything you can do” I can do better animatics.

“Akatsuki funny pictures” with the songs hamster dance, witch doctor, and boom boom boom boom.

The yaoi, seme, uke, lemon discourse. The “ukes” randomly ending up in skirts and dresses

The various mpreg Akatsuki fanfics. The Akatsuki fan children.

Kisaita, Sasodei, Kakuhida and tobizet amvs with the “warning yaoi. Don’t like don’t watch.” Or “warning boy x boy. Please no flames”

The Akatsuki cat fics.

Them literally being the tumblr sexy men.

The random “glomps” and Japanese words throughout fanfics.

The skinny black jeans and converse fits in every fanfic.

The Akatsuki high school fics where they were all bad boys and wore hoodies with the cloud on it.

The rock band aus.

The random ocs that somehow always got with Itachi.

The Akatsuki cosplay videos on yt and the awkward cosplays posted on deviantart.

The Akatsuki forums.

The Akatsuki members having to share one bed while traveling.

The end notes where the author would argue with the Akatsuki members.

Naruto joining the Akatsuki. The various fanfics and artwork that had an obsession with collars.

The time where people were confused about Deidara and Konan’s gender, sasori was drawn with white hair, and people thought Tobi was a teenager.

The ships sasori x zetsu, konan x Hidan, Madara x Deidara, Tobi x Zetsu, Itachi x Deidara.

The fangirls and ocs harassing the members and konan being a fujoshi.

The Akatsuki dress up flash games.

Sigh….what a time to be alive

Naruto characters x things I said pt. 7

Warnings: some swear words, mention of crying, I guess some of this could be interpreted in a bad way, but I swear I am mentally stable I'm just weird

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

This actually seems pretty therapeutic to do, so here a seventh part

Naruto, crying over his paperwork: stop. Please stop bringing this. I just want to go home. I just want this to stop

Kakashi: I should teach you this, but I don't want to, so we're just gonna chill (this was actually my teacher, not me smh)

Sakura: why do you have such large clothes? You seem skinnier than this

Hinata: *waves hands to show she has boobs*

Lee, bouncing on his seat: I'm exited. I don't know why I'm exited, but I am.

Neji, waving the cat in the air: stinky cat

Shisui: I want a crow, then I'll name it after the first person it remind me of.

Itachi, crying: I'm fine, just give me a minute

*30 seconds later*

Itachi, looking perfectly normal: Ok, what were we saying?

Shisui, horrified: that you should show more your emotions

Itachi: Nah, I'm good.

Shikamaru: If I do this I won't need to get up again. But am I willing to do that now? I still need to set the alarm, so I should probably get up and do both

Shikamaru, in his bed after he set the alarm: Fuck I forgot to do that, now I have to get up again.

(I know some of you said the same thing one way or another. We all lazy)

Gaara: bottle up my emotions was probably the wrong choice. But I'd do it again

(For my italian people... Me ne pento? Si. Lo rifarei? Probabile. Conoscete benissimo questa meme e mi viene in mente ogni volta che ripenso a ciò che ho detto)

Gai: How can you be scared of this little, sweet ducks?

Tenten: keep those demons away from me

(No, I don't like ducks)

Shino, after being forgotten again: Don't worry, I'm used to the pain by now

Deidara, to his friend: ehy, if you want we can go to your teacher's house and burn it down

Konan, entering an akatsuki base: I haven't even stepped in and I already want to go home

X: Why do you want to be perceived like wonder woman? There's no need for you to have such high standards

Sasuke: glad you asked, it's called inferiority complex

Sasori: wish I could be a puppet. They don't have emotions. They don't have to care about anything

Temari: this hairstyle is really masculine, but do I like jt? Do I hate it? Does it suit me? What was I thinking before?

Kiba, searching for Akamaru: where are you? I want cuddles you little shit

Kankuro: Ehy, do you think someone could die from drinking water?

Garaa: dunno, why you asking?

Kankuro on his 4th litre of water of the day: No reason

(Yes, if you drink too much water in a really short time you could die and the adviced amount of water is from 1,5L to 2L)

Naruto characters x things I said pt. 7

Warnings: some swear words, mention of crying, I guess some of this could be interpreted in a bad way, but I swear I am mentally stable I'm just weird

Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6

Masterlist and rules

This actually seems pretty therapeutic to do, so here a seventh part

Naruto, crying over his paperwork: stop. Please stop bringing this. I just want to go home. I just want this to stop

Kakashi: I should teach you this, but I don't want to, so we're just gonna chill (this was actually my teacher, not me smh)

Sakura: why do you have such large clothes? You seem skinnier than this

Hinata: *waves hands to show she has boobs*

Lee, bouncing on his seat: I'm exited. I don't know why I'm exited, but I am.

Neji, waving the cat in the air: stinky cat

Shisui: I want a crow, then I'll name it after the first person it remind me of.

Itachi, crying: I'm fine, just give me a minute

*30 seconds later*

Itachi, looking perfectly normal: Ok, what were we saying?

Shisui, horrified: that you should show more your emotions

Itachi: Nah, I'm good.

Shikamaru: If I do this I won't need to get up again. But am I willing to do that now? I still need to set the alarm, so I should probably get up and do both

Shikamaru, in his bed after he set the alarm: Fuck I forgot to do that, now I have to get up again.

(I know some of you said the same thing one way or another. We all lazy)

Gaara: bottle up my emotions was probably the wrong choice. But I'd do it again

(For my italian people... Me ne pento? Si. Lo rifarei? Probabile. Conoscete benissimo questa meme e mi viene in mente ogni volta che ripenso a ciò che ho detto)

Gai: How can you be scared of this little, sweet ducks?

Tenten: keep those demons away from me

(No, I don't like ducks)

Shino, after being forgotten again: Don't worry, I'm used to the pain by now

Deidara, to his friend: ehy, if you want we can go to your teacher's house and burn it down

Konan, entering an akatsuki base: I haven't even stepped in and I already want to go home

X: Why do you want to be perceived like wonder woman? There's no need for you to have such high standards

Sasuke: glad you asked, it's called inferiority complex

Sasori: wish I could be a puppet. They don't have emotions. They don't have to care about anything

Temari: this hairstyle is really masculine, but do I like jt? Do I hate it? Does it suit me? What was I thinking before?

Kiba, searching for Akamaru: where are you? I want cuddles you little shit

Kankuro: Ehy, do you think someone could die from drinking water?

Garaa: dunno, why you asking?

Kankuro on his 4th litre of water of the day: No reason

(Yes, if you drink too much water in a really short time you could die and the adviced amount of water is from 1,5L to 2L)

Day 4 of Sasori week, love.

I wrote a oneshot of snippets from times people have shown Sasori love. Since it’s his birthday I wanted to focus on how much Sasori means to me and how much I love him, so this is fluff. Read it here!

And these are the illustrations!

Does anyone remember the era of white haired Sasori 😅

Trecutul lui Swati (pe Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/vp3LGTsISu Povestea se învârte în jurul lui Swati care va avea parte de multe întâmplări,din rău dă în mai rău, dar vorba aia:'tot răul spre bine'. Folosesc personaje din Naruto Shippuden,Owari no Seraph si Uta no prince-sama revolution. Bun,e primul meu fanfic,scuzati pentru greselile de scris.

Trecutul lui Swati (pe Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/slAg2pJLSu Povestea se învârte în jurul lui Swati care va avea parte de multe întâmplări,din rău dă în mai rău, dar vorba aia:'tot răul spre bine'. Folosesc personaje din Naruto Shippuden,Owari no Seraph si Uta no prince-sama revolution. Bun,e primul meu fanfic,scuzati pentru greselile de scris.

I just had a thought-- The Akatsuki playing never have I ever. Imagine how screwed up that would be. 

Plus you KNOW they’re targeting each other. 

Deidara: Never ever has my art been dry and boring

Sasori: Oh I’ll spice it up, you little shit. Get over here.

Also Itachi 100% gets targetted by everyone at some point. ‘Never have I ever got a hug from my mother’ ‘Never have I ever got a kiss goodnight’ 

He’s just like it’s not my fault I’m the only one who was actually raised by my parents you fucking assholes