I Will Not Be Able To Die Happy Until We Get More Baby Henry

I will not be able to die happy until we get more baby Henry

Please

I am so obsessed with the one sketch you’ve done of him as a tiny baby

I have things in the works… you will get your nugget Henry soon enough.

Would you also take baby Marie?

Gimme an I…!

So many lines start with I lol let’s see your favorites!

That feeling that you get when a fictional serial killer would probably be a better romantic partner than like half of the people on modern dating sites

Why isn’t Marie real

Onto J! I was so difficult, so many good ones!

Also what we’re learning is that Marie has the rawest lines

I feel like Marie Campbell and Pamela Voorhees would have a very long, interesting conversation about why they hate teenagers and young adults

I think the reason I love the three Whistling Goofuses so much is because they all have FLOOOFY curly hair, just like me.

I also have very dark brown hair, so I can officially confirm that I have Marie, Henry and Eddie’s hair type.

For the record, it is an absolute pain to comb and wash. I HATE getting my hair wet, because there’s so much of it that it takes hours for it to dry on its own. It also is always soft, even if I don’t use shampoo or conditioner for months. Feel free to incorporate that into your headcanons however you wish! 💕

From a fellow fluffy hair person-

Often times fluffy hair is just curly hair that isn’t being taken care of. Ask me how I know lmao

I think Marie actually has curly hair like her sister but the curls are looser so they would only show up if she put effort into styling it, which obviously she doesnt.

Also, fluffy hair was in in the 80’s so she was right on trend

Tbh I headcanon Mooney as having straight blonde hair but that’s mostly because of the stereotypical 1950’s artwork that always portrays adult men as having the most shiny flaxen gold hair that’s always neatly cropped and I just like the inversion of that image into something monstrous. But as he loses it his hair gets longer cuz he doesn’t cut it. You’ll see what I mean soon enough lol