If Forrest And Sandra Actually Got Married It Would Either Be The Biggest Event The Entire Town Has Ever

If Forrest and Sandra actually got married it would either be the biggest event the entire town has ever seen or it would literally just be him showing up to work one night like

“FORREST NASH WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR FINGER”

“Oh this? Yeah I got married last weekend. So what’s on the schedule tonight? Whose ads are we running?”

another chapter of my Stepdad Jason fic is out!!

You ever think Marie would like use her caretaking skills she learned from being the Older Sister by a 10 year age gap to take care of Henry?

Like imagine she’s out there in the world powering through making do with the shit hand she was dealt and she’s like carrying Henry or changing him or feeding him or something and she’s just like “young man you are so lucky your mommy was forced to parent your auntie because at least she knows how to take care of you now”

Yall I hit a new low

I was sitting in my library with my textbook open, eyes filled with tears like

“*comically loud sniffle* MARIE NEVER GOT TO SAY GOODBYE TO GEORGE-”

I was LOSING MY MIND over a fucking video game

Everyone at my table probably thought I was having trouble grasping a concept in the textbook

No I was crying about the death of a fictional character

Literally sniveling

Like I was so sad my whole chest hurt

Girl you’re gonna graduate in 8 months BE FOR REAL

Thinking of George tucking Henry into bed at night and telling him stories about all the Fearsome Critters of American legend that his dad told him and his dad told him etc etc etc etc brings my level of hatred of Teddy to capacities not thought possible

Might need to write a George Lives AU Henry x Eugene childhood friends to lovers fic just to feel something