I Dont Need Drugs To Be High

“I don’t need drugs to be high”

You and me both, bud. When I write crackfic it’s LITERALLY JUST. WHAT COMES UP IN MY HEAD. I’m glad we agree that they’re stinkin dummm

okay okay look, it’s a platonic (platonic) soulmate au. DONTTTTT say anythin /j

I realize this excerpt is a little bit uhhhh, but it started off as a serious concept then I decided to write down whatever my brain gave me XD

I’m also the narrator, so if your mental voice sounds like a gremlin I’m doing my job correctly LOLLL

I’ve been trying to find a way to respond to this but ive been so fucking caught up on “Like how Sonic loses his rings when he gets hit”

You wrote Dallas Himbo content and you deserve an award for it

-Nori

I want ppl to know that I didnt headcannon Jimmy as a bdsm bottom then he split like that.

I headcannoned him as a bdsm bottom b e c a u s e he split and has vivid memories of being brutally pegged.

- Nori

*bain voice* i know this pretty heist boy i always think about him and when he says hi to me butterflies go right through me and when i see him heisting i wanna take a chance in getting a little closer and maybe get to know him

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: PAYDAY (Video Games), Hotline Miami (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sokol/Jacket if you squint, platonic Rust/Jacket Characters: Jacket (Hotline Miami), Jimmy (Payday), Sydney | Kelli King (Payday), Rust | Tom Bishop (Payday), John Wick, Dallas (Payday), Hoxton | James “Jim” Hoxworth, Houston | Hoxton, Sokol (Payday) Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Dissociation, Bruises guys guys i did it fuckin. I did the thing. (Its the same one i posted here but i finally navigated ao3)

TRANS PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BIND BUT DONT HAVE ACCESS TO A BINDER LISTEN UP

Avia strappy back sports bras, one forward, one backward, binding game is off the fucking charts. I’ve been wearing them when I go to work, since I do a lot of moving around and my binder isn’t the best for that and I can’t tell the difference between the bras and the binder.  Get two in your size and layer them, it is. so efficient. -Nori

Since AO3 wants to be a funky bastard I will be posting fics here until I can post there.

- Nori