Ough Having Bad Legs Is So Fun Like. I Love Theatre

Ough having bad legs is so fun like. I love theatre <3 I signed up for footloose <3 i love the dances <3 this was a good idea :) and my legs will just be down there going no it wasnt get your ass back on that chair you little shit >:( where cane? Where walky stick? Where aleve? And ill just. No. Let me dance. Fuck off. Then they take matters into their own hands.

Tumblr didnt save my last add on but behold!

The guy!

Next project will be working on some clothes for him :) thatll be a whole other post

Frankly, the hardest part about this “challenge” was the skin colour. I had several different combinations I kept going back and forth on, until I eventually decided on #775B59 with accents of #32161F. I originally wanted to make him an unnatural colour, like green or pink, but I went with more muted and reddish colours, cause that’s what looked the best in my opinion. The rest of the palette just built from there.

Combining all my favourite charcter design traits into one mf, I’ll keep yall updated

I know I don’t really post art on here but!

Commissions are open!

I also have these listed here on my Etsy

If you have any questions feel free to dm me!

Im getting a lot of scp stimboards on my dadh and not ONE has been of SCP-420 and I cant say Im not a little disappointed

I have evolved past hand cramps. I now get

My thumb will not return to its normal position because of how I hold my tablet.

I can still move it, its just super weak for a few seconds after I move my hand away from my tablet.

Combining all my favourite charcter design traits into one mf, I’ll keep yall updated

Talking mad shit about an article as a seasoned Alienfucker

SO. The article in question is this:

https://reelrundown.com/movies/The-Top-10-Sexiest-Aliens

I’m going to rant about why it was funny to me in a strangely not funny way. Keep in mind this is written out of sheer boredom, this isn’t supposed to be serious, but I’m criticizing this article because I want to and because its actually bullshit.

So basically the list counts as such:

10. Serleena Xath (Men in Black)

9. Queen Tyr’ahnee (Duck Dodgers)

8. Princess Neytiri (Avatar)

7. Aayla Secura (Star Wars)

6. Ella (Cowboys and Aliens)

5. Gamora (Guardians of the Galaxy)

4. Leeloo (The Fifth Element)

3. Caprica Six (Battlestar Galactica)

2. Darth Talon (Star Wars)

1. Sil (Species)

I sorted them out into four distinct categories.

I reckon you can already see why this is funny to me. Because most of their choices. Don’t look like aliens. You can’t make a list of fuckable aliens and list off aliens that look indistinguishable from humans. That just means you like humans

I can excuse Neytiri and Aayla and Talon, Gamora’ and Tyr’ahnee are on thin ice, but c’mon man. Come on man. At least put some actual aliens for the rest.

I dunno, maybe I just don’t understand the Normal Person Gaze (tm) but if you ask people who I feel like this article is for then Venom would be on there without question.

Anyways. Have a good evening.