I Really Want Jotaro To Be One Of Those People Who Bear Hug The Closest Person Next To Them When Their

I really want Jotaro to be one of those people who bear hug the closest person next to them when their scared if just so I could have a scene like this

Whenever I really don’t want to do something I pretend a fictional character is going with me

Like guess who’s coming to church????

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Why is there so much spam from porn bots in the Jotakak tag? Just let me enjoy seeing drawings and fanfics of my socially awkward gay boys in peace, dammit.

Tip! If you want people to like you, go on some knock-off site and buy a bunch of stickers. Like, there’s some places that sell stickers for two bucks per pack of thirty. Go ham. Go crazy. Go stupid with it, okay?

Then, once you’ve got your assortment of stickers, get a jar. Put the stickers in the jar. Whenever people come over, tell them they can have whichever stickers they want out of the jar.

It works weirdly well.

Pro tip! Add some fandom stickers too, as well as a range of cute and gothic and just plain random (I found some that were just batteries or realistically drawn food). Everyone has a little animal in their head that wants stickers. It’s a fact of life.

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Things I have learned in a car going through America (I have never been to amirca before)

ON ROUTE TO WEST VIRGINIA

- You people have house stores???

- the mountains are big and cursed. Great to go through and beautiful to look at but I am not stopping here

- the back of road signs on one-way highways have ‘Wrong way’ signs stapled to the back of them every few miles, which is nuts

- you guys cut the mountains in half to make way for more highways (like malicious ants)

- it feels like the ground is alive and does not like me

- the trees are malnourished, they are thin and make gaps in an otherwise supposed ‘forest’

- when there are towns, they are little and cramped together and elevate higher and lower because of the bumpy and uneven ground

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"