As A Pretentious California Hipster Baby Words Will Never Be Able To Express My Love For Green Day Dookie

As a pretentious California hipster baby words will never be able to express my love for Green Day Dookie album, topless cars and surfboards

Oh my God I love them so much

drunk quackerjack tries to do a backflip (x)

I haven't made any statements on here about how Digimon was ahead of its time especially with gender queer characters let me explain all Digimon are technically genderless therefore non-binary, but they have preferred pronouns such as she/her or he/him but Hawkmon is the first gender fluid out of any of them because he has been referred to being male and female in episode 12 of Digimon02 he's literally called a girl and they roll with it so yes this is one of the first gender fluid Digimon

Y'all I will never understand women that date toxic men for the "vibe"

I go to school with this one girl and she constantly is driving me up a fucking wall with the bullshit she's on

She literally left this really sweet dude who really likes cars and is partially deaf because he was "too boring"

Homeboy is the chillest dude I've ever met and really sweet

The actual buttermilk fuck

Bro you will never catch me dating a man that before he goes into any doctor's office he has to rip out his soul and put it in one of these

I don't think that they will ever be a movie that I love more than Surf's Up.

We don't talk about the second one cuz that one doesn't exist.

I could never fucking imagine going into a little wooden box and then telling Big Daddy God that you committed Bible crimes so you don't go to hell. Listen here you little pussy me and my boys tell each other what fucked up shit we did on the weekend because we trust each other and we're good friend. Go get yourself some homies you little shit and some goddamn character development.