As A Pretentious California Hipster Baby Words Will Never Be Able To Express My Love For Green Day Dookie

As a pretentious California hipster baby words will never be able to express my love for Green Day Dookie album, topless cars and surfboards

Y'all I will never understand women that date toxic men for the "vibe"

I go to school with this one girl and she constantly is driving me up a fucking wall with the bullshit she's on

She literally left this really sweet dude who really likes cars and is partially deaf because he was "too boring"

Homeboy is the chillest dude I've ever met and really sweet

The actual buttermilk fuck

Bro you will never catch me dating a man that before he goes into any doctor's office he has to rip out his soul and put it in one of these

The saddest thing I have ever seen in high school is a room full of high schoolers, not knowing what to write when in our English class. Our teacher assigns a daily writing journal that gives us room to be creative with ourselves and our work, as a very creative person I fucking love this. But everyone else is like "What do I do" and it just shows me how much the US education system tries and has succeeded at beating the creativity out of kids, so they follow a set of rules that are so barbaric it's fucking insane. Not all students need the same education because not all students are the same.

Honesty Ludwig and Morton

fuck zodiac signs. whos ur favourite koopaling

if i don’t see the koopalings in the mario movie, i will scream. just show me the funny turtle children that love their evil father

I could never fucking imagine going into a little wooden box and then telling Big Daddy God that you committed Bible crimes so you don't go to hell. Listen here you little pussy me and my boys tell each other what fucked up shit we did on the weekend because we trust each other and we're good friend. Go get yourself some homies you little shit and some goddamn character development.