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2 years ago

When I started using Tumblr all I knew about Homestuck was that it was a webcomic and there was some drama about cosplayers using too much grey body paint. Everything I’ve learned since then is so confusing and absurd that I now just imagine it as some amalgamous lovecraftian creature beyond human comprehension, defying the confines of any medium or narrative while also sometimes takes the form of a webcomic


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3 years ago

boy I love how the quality of my images get blurry af


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1 year ago

GREETINGS PEOPLE OF TUMBLR ‼️

I am here to announce the release of our new and improved Better Twins server! Come and talk about the Turtle Fam blogs, and you may even be able to chat with us personally from time to time! The most important thing about this server is to have fun - so come and meet new people if you're new here! Or talk eith old friends if you are an OG..

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Check out the Smooth Like Butter-Twins community on Discord - hang out with 21 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

(Honorable mentions to @urplepurplegurgleturgle for the wonderful name, by the way ♡)


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3 years ago

Fanfic Writer Emoji Ask

😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?

🥺 Is there a certain type of moment or common interaction between your characters that never fails to put you in your feels?

🤡 What's a line, scene, or exchange you've written that made you laugh?

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

✍ Do you have a beta reader?

🛒 What are some common things you incorporate in your fics? Themes, feels, scenes, imagery, etc.

🎢 Which of your fics would you call your wildest ride?

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

💋 First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?

🎶 Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?

🛠What tools/programs/apps do you use to write?

⛔ Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?

🙋‍♀️ Do any irl people know you write fanfic?

🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?

🍷 Do you drink and write?

🍆 Do you write the spicy stuffs? If so, what's your most popular nsfw fic?

🌞 Do you have a preferred time of day to write?

💖 What made you start writing?

💌 How do you feel about comments and feedback?

❌ What's a trope you will never write?

💲 Would you ever open commissions?

🧐 Do you spend much time researching for your stories?

🏆 What's your most popular fic?

🎃 Do you write fics for certain holidays? Which is your favorite holiday inspired fic?

🎯 Have any of your readers accurately guessed major plot points? Care to share which?

🎨 How do you feel about fan art of your stories?

📈 How many fics do you have?

🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?

👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

🤗 What advice would you give to new fanfic writers that are just getting started?

💞 Who's your comfort character?

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them.

🤩 Who is your favorite character to write?

🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

😬 Which of your fics would you be most horrified for friends, family, or coworkers to stumble upon?

🎉 What leads you to consider a fic a success?

✅ What's something that appears in your fics over and over and over again, even if you don't mean to?

📚 Would you ever want to turn writing into a career?

⌛ How long does it take you to write a fic, or a chapter?

🤯 What's a genre you struggle with as a writer (ex. romance, action, etc.)?

💔 Is there a fic of yours that broke your heart?

💥 How do you feel about criticism?

🤭 Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your works?

🥰 How do you feel about reader interaction? Are you open to receiving questions about your fics?


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3 years ago

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.


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Ones In My Lifetime I Wanna Wear A Shirt Saying 'life' On It And Walk In The Street Giving Ppl Lemons.

Ones in my lifetime I wanna wear a shirt saying 'life' on it and walk In the street giving ppl lemons.


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11 years ago
That Is Just The Way I Am Preparing For My Exams C:
That Is Just The Way I Am Preparing For My Exams C:
That Is Just The Way I Am Preparing For My Exams C:
That Is Just The Way I Am Preparing For My Exams C:
That Is Just The Way I Am Preparing For My Exams C:

That is just the way I am preparing for my exams c:


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1 year ago

Wanna make another...

Dis one for me little Belga.

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Given a tiny that has no fuckin clue the danger they're in.

Like, you'd have to spell it out for this tiny that "you are in the hands of a giant and are about to get eaten" kinda stupid. But, hey, that just, somehow, makes them just that much more appealing to keep around for a little while.

Carry them around in your hand as they babble on and on about all they've managed to 'borrow' from you. Just give em a minute to let them realize just how deep of shit they've put themselves in when they spill ALL of it.

Cause they don't know when to stop. They're like a cat. "You're not a giant, deadly creature that could kill me with a singe finger. You're just a big tiny!"

And that's when they aren't just completely enraptured by the things around him that he couldn't dream of passing by with the speed your moving at while just walking.

That's all they're worried about.

You could have this tiny in your mouth and they'd just be gushing about how cool and sharp your teeth look.

Make a little experiment out of it.

Swallow them.

See if they figure out just how easily they could have died there if you didn't send them to your storage just then.

And don't mistake this for trust!

This is pure stupidity, my friend.

Don't even get me started on the fact they'd actually try to fight you if they got upset at something you said. You think they're joking?

Try again.

This bitch has no sense of self-preservation nor do they even know what it means to. To them, they're getting ready to square up with a person who was an idiot. Not them.

Watch the cogs slowly turn in their head when they realize they're trying to fight someone who's fist is the size of them.

And when they realize, do they backtrack? Try to save themselves?

Hell no! This just makes it more fun! More challenging!


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6 years ago

Halloween Costume, anyone?

For this years Halloween, I’m going to splatter my face green and put on my dinosaur hat.

Why Green, you ask?

Because if I had a different coloured dinosaur hat, I’d be a fuckin purple dinosaur or some other rainbow shit.


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4 years ago

Ok y’all, tip from a scheduler at a hospital. We can’t do much. We don’t have the ability to overbook drs and nurses and we sure as hell can’t just look over our shoulder and talk to them. We’re not medically trained, can’t give you advice, don’t need to know your whole health history, and frankly ew. Telling us all about it doesn’t magically give us the power to cancel someone else’s appointment and give it to you. Sorry but what we give you is all we can give you.


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3 years ago

People I just published part 2 for First & Last Soulmate for those few souls who read it :D.

I'll be inactive this week cause college is a bitch and algebra sucks.

My finals start on Saturday and I don't know wtf to do with vectors in 3D.

Send help-

But I'll be back with another Fefi drabble and a Seongjoong smut. :D


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3 years ago

*cries in mosca*

tumblr deleted my First and Last soulmate part 3 draft.

*mosca is a fly.


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3 years ago

Am I shadowbanned? Dammit.


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