Inktober Day 4- Arrowette

Inktober day 4- Arrowette

Because Robin!jason and nightwing!dick have a similar age gap to me and my younger brother here are somethings based off personal experience

- dick has bitten Jason’s finger for poking him too much

- Jason does that little kid thing where he sings to himself and makes sound effects

- if Jason is being annoying dick will pin him down under his leg and tickle him

- despite having an age gap of like 7 years they still have constant beef because that’s what siblings do

- anytime dick is on his phone Jason asks “are you texting your girl/boyfriend

-Jason does the iPad kid thing of like sitting half on the couch/ weird uncomfortable position thing while reading

- dick purposefully misuses slang to bother him even though he does actually know what it means

- Dick casually picking up and throwing Jason

- Jason calling Dick out literally any time he swears

- Jason got all of his music taste from Dick going through his cunty discowing phase so even when he comes back he still has the same playlist dick listened to when he was 18

- Dick bribing Jason into silence with treats

- the casual lies that older siblings tell younger siblings like “stop taking that bandaid off your finger. Last year I cut my finger open and the doctor said if it got infected they’d have to cut it off, do you want your finger cut off?”

Older professors are great bec they don’t really know what is and isn’t appropriate to share in class like he (unprompted) tells us about three separate suicides he heard about from when he was younger from his mom, dad, and friend (none of those people are dead, they just saw the corpses/ discovered the bodies) and then you just have to make shocked eye contact with your poor live model bec this is an art class and everyone is just trying to sculpt her

Inktober day 2: Superboy

Batgirls #4

Gosh, I love Steph.

Damian being a gen alpha implies in gen alpha Jon too ...

[at a sleepover]

Damian, whispering: Jon?

Jon: Yeah?

Damian: Our planet is doomed.

Jon: Yeah, it is.

Jon: Wanna sneak downstairs for snacks?

Damian: Sure.

———————

Steph, as a Batburger cashier: Sorry ma'am, that product was discontinued months ago.

Jon: *secretly starts recording*

Margie: You didn't even bother to check! What kind of lazy service is this? No wonder the world is the way it is with your generation. I should call the corporate hotline right now and report you for refusing to serve a paying customer. See how you like it when you lose your job.

Damian: Hey Karen, she said they don't have it anymore. Either get something else or leave. Some of us have places to be.

Margie: And who do you think you are?

Damian, pointing to Jon's camera: The best friend of someone with 150,000 followers.

Jon: Say hi to the internet!

———————

Damian and Jon: *putting up hand-drawn posters around town*

Comm. Gordon: What are you kids doing?

Damian: Advertising our joint channel.

Jon: We're gonna have an epic Cheese Viking and Fortnite mashup tournament.

Damian: Proceeds go to the Wayne Foundation.

Comm. Gordon: *scribbles a note and hands it to them*

Comm. Gordon: If anyone asks you for a permit, it's on me.

———————

Damian and Jon: *huddled around the Batcomputer*

Jon: I think we should sort it by distance instead.

Damian, typing code: Good idea.

Barbara: What's that?

Jon: Our new website.

Damian: It allows people to report stray animals they see without the risk that comes with physical contact.

Barbara: Oh, cool. Carry on.

———————

Kara: What do you want to drink?

Jon: Mountain Dew. Dami, you want one?

Damian: Depends. Is it vegan?

Kara: *starts typing into Google*

Jon: Hey Alexa, is Mountain Dew vegan?

———————

[texting]

Jon: Dami, get on Discord.

Damian: Why?

Jon: Live-action One Piece streaming in the Gay Minecraft server.

———————

Jon: Ms. Kyle, check it out!

Selina: What is it?

Damian: TikTok added a set of Catwoman stickers.

Selina: Show me.

———————

Kate: I still think you are far too young for things like Instagram.

Damian and Jon: *snicker*

Kate: What?

Jon: Well, Ms. Kane, how should we put it...

Damian: No one uses Instagram anymore.

———————

Jon: *takes a 0.5 of him and Damian with Dick in the background*

Damian: You're in our BeReal now. Deal with it.

Dick: What's a BeReal?

———————

Damian, handing Jon a rock: I would like to buy this playhouse.

Jon: Too bad, the economy just disappeared.

Lois: What are you doing?

Jon: We're playing Society.

———————

Damian: Alfred, we're hungry.

Alfred, on the phone: *makes the thumb and pinky gesture and mouths "I'm busy"*

Jon: Huh?

Alfred: I'm on the phone, boys.

Damian: I think he meant this.

Damian: *puts his palm to his ear*

———————

Jon: Parkour!

Jon: *hops over a log*

Jon: Parkour!

Jon: *climbs a tree*

Damian: *recording*

Clark, to Bruce: That's one way to play.

Bruce: Mhm.

Clark: Do you ever get worried about, you know, how these kids are turning out?

Jon: Parkou—

Damian: Wait, stop, there's a bird's egg here. I wonder what species it is.

Jon: I have an app that can scan it.

Bruce, to Clark: I think they're gonna be alright.