I Love That Before Establishing The Chat As Cannon, Techno Said Chat, Spam BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD Then

I love that before establishing the chat as cannon, Techno said “chat, spam BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” then later when he told Philza about the voices he said “they demand blood.”

your brother was right

*Tommy and Tubbo, looking into a crowd of a bunch of people*

Tubbo: Oh, no. We lost Techno!

Tommy: it’s okay, I’ve got this

*Tubbo_ was slain by Tommyinnit*

Technoblade: HES GONE!!! CRAB RAVE 🦀 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Tommy: I found him

Sleepy Bros Inc found family but honoring technos rejection of being part of the family. No he’s not technically Phil’s son. But I mean cmon sometimes you take over the world with a younger dude and accidentally start caring about him in a mentoring way

Then Phil’s actual sons meet this dude and go ‘ah. this is our brother.’ To which Techno’s like ‘who the fuck are these people?’ But it’s already too late for him

When Wilbur finds out techno is only two minutes older: “haha it’s like we’re twins!! :D’ Techno: ‘no. <3’

Someone sees Tommy and techno arguing: ‘wow I wish I was this close with my siblings!!’ Techno: ‘given the slightest opportunity I would drop kick this child into the next dimension with no remorse’

Techno: ‘yeah I’d say me and Phil are pretty close work colleagues. Like sometimes we’ll hang out after causing mass bloodshed and instilling fear into our enemies hearts.’ The person he’s talking to: ‘you are literally eating the lunch he packed for you. There’s a note signed with a little smiley face.’ Techno: ‘yeah man we’re good work colleagues.’

Welcome to the chaos, Snow

@snowdinfox

My best friend just texted me:

“While you studied the blade, I also studied the blade. We’ve been watching Technoblade livestreams together for over three hours”

I’ve got to get her on Tumblr

Shut up, Brother dynamic brainrot.