Wait So You Guys Want To Fuck Your Favourite Characters??? Couldnt Be Me. I Want To Have A Connection

Wait so you guys want to fuck your favourite characters??? Couldn’t be me. I want to have a connection that’s so deep and meaningful it exceeds any predetermined societal labels. Not dating, not friends but a secret third thing

I’m not usually someone who likes when fanon claims every character to be some form of minority or another bc to me it feels quite forced. however my one exception to this is Harry Potter bc fuck ofc Remus has dyslexia and was disabled. Ron Weasley?? I’m sorry do you mean Ronnie Weasley?? The trans woman??? What do you mean James potters white??? Ginny and Harry? I think you’re mistaken Ginny’s a lesbian and in a relationship with Luna and Harry and Draco have been pining over each other since the philosophers stone.

Thinking about the absolutely insane amount of time Jackie must have spent having “if Shauna was a boy we’d definitely be dating” thoughts

Like ffs sweetheart you’re gay and in love, please catch up, Shauna’s grip on reality is crumbling

Most sane soccer team 🤗⚽️💞🐇🌼

if ao3 had the comment option that wattpad had (being able to comment on paragraphs) i would be unstoppable