Fuck Jkr - Tumblr Posts
Every time you reblog these power-couples, Lady Moldy-Butt and Elongated Muskrat are THIS closer to being sued into oblivion.
yeah there have already been 300+ anti-trans bills in the united states in 2023 alone.
yeah i’m a refugee in my own country now and may never be able to go back home.
yeah i may only have a couple years before i have to flee entirely or be killed.
yeah i’ve already had several friends die and may watch several more disappear.
but ok sure, you can give money to someone directly responsible for publicly funding and justifying large swaths of state violence against my humanity for a little bit of wizard nostalgia.
it wasn’t fair of me to ask you to give up literally one luxury item, to spoil the story, or to make you feel bad for buying it in the first place, just because i wanted you to show a crumb of support.
i’ll try to be a little less sensitive about it for you.
James: *seductively* I bet you’d like to see me naked
Regulus: *takes James’s glasses* I bet you’d like to see
The C*rsed C*ild has been sitting on my shelf for way too long so I decided to read it and shit…
They weren’t kidding when they said it was cursed
Prince Naveen is such a James Potter variant
Growing up is realizing that Harry Potter is actually just a spinoff fanfic based on The Marauders and written by some transphobic loser named JK Rowling
My Harry Potter headcannon is that boggarts are prey animals. Their true form is something super fluffy and cute that squeaks every time it hops around. It sees everything as a predator, so it's always scaring things away like a red panda or those hissing umbrella lizards. Only their defense actually works.
I will never get over the idea that Jk Rowling (ewwww) basically wrote the books in a way that makes it so that Snape is the only goth in all of the god damn brittish isles
So I made this poorly constructed meme
(creds to whoever made the og with the knight in it i love u)
Erm I drew that rel Goff from hairy potah because he is neat.
Ps. Jk Rowling… more like Jk Not-cool-ling!!!
Pps. Why tf this moffo gotta be in love with that chick? Can’t he just have a childhood best friend?
Ppps. I’m officially deleting his poopoo cannon motivations from my memory
Pppps. Why do you just keep adding p
JK Rowling being a Holocaust denier wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but in hindsight it probably should have been.
At this point I don’t care how much Harry Potter means to you, I don’t care if it saved your life, if you think having some dumb fucking House scarf from a made up fantasy series is more important than calling out a white supremacist, transphobic, ableist hag then YOU are part of the problem and you are just as bad as she is.
Joanne’s just upset because she’s a little whinging fucker.
im literally so sick of jkr using her influence to bring down other, talented, compassionate CORRECT celebrities
are you fucking kidding me??
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOUR TO BLAME, DARLING YOU GIVE LESBAINS A BAD NAME!!!!!
PROTECT TRANS KIDS
FUCK TERFS!
Repost Monday bc I can
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOUR TO BLAME, DARLING YOU GIVE LESBAINS A BAD NAME!!!!!
PROTECT TRANS KIDS
FUCK TERFS!
Reblogging this a third time bc it's transgender visibility day
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOUR TO BLAME, DARLING YOU GIVE LESBAINS A BAD NAME!!!!!
PROTECT TRANS KIDS
FUCK TERFS!