Can I Just Have Some Poly Headcanons With Bakugou And Todoroki? I Always See Kiribaku X Reader Poly But

Can I just have some poly headcanons with Bakugou and Todoroki? I always see kiribaku x reader poly but man I love todobaku and I would kill to be poly with them haha..... anyway if you don’t write poly that’s cool too!

todobaku is one of my ships man so uh :’

also my friend told me about a friend who took a todobaku picture and had the voice actor of bakugou sign it and it said “you icyhot bastard” and I wanna be that one day :’’

TODOROKI AND BAKUGOU IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP

BAKUGOU AND TODOROKI

— really it all depends on you

— your in a relationship with a boy who screams for attention and will blow up whatever it is to get his way

— and the other is a stotic socially awkward human who just wants to sleep

— both are touched starved and in need of love

— they don’t want anyone else’s but yours

— so you just gotta wing it

— this relationship is full of crack lemme tell you

— they argue about whos room you guys will cuddle in

— it ends up being your room so you gotta always keep it clean

— and cuddling is—catastrophic sometimes

— other times it’s really peaceful

— they both tend to lay on your chest cause ahem apparently tatas are also pillows “no they’re not get off my boobs you too that hurts—“

— they say they like to listen to your heartbeat which you found really sweet and cute but they’re not allowed to lay on your chest after one of them rolled over into your boobs and it hurt and their lazy ass refused to move

— sometimes you’ll rest on Shoto’s chest and Katsuki will sleep on top of you

— sometimes it’s the other way around

— or sometimes it’ll be the other way around and you’ll get spooned by one and another sleeps in the crook of your neck

— it’s lowkey favorite cuddling position

— they argue about what you guys should eat

— “We are not having soba you Icyhot bastard.”

— “Well we certainly don’t want to burn off y/n’s tongue now do we?”

— “Uh guys I’m fine with whatever is made...”

— “No! You deserve only the best, y/n.”

— dates are interesting

— you just sit and listen to them as they argue about where to go on the next date

— they want to make it special as you deserve it

— you have to order for them as they argue over you

— “Yes I think I’ll have—“

— “MAYBE THEY DONT WANT TO GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT ICYHOT?!”

— “I think you should stop yelling before we get kicked out of this cheap one you paid for, Bakugou.”

— “...I’ll have this please. The blonde will have curry and the peppermint one will have cold soba.”

— “Can it mommas boy.”

— “I am certainly not a mamas boy.”

— they like to do random things with you

— like massages

— those get nsfw real quick oof

— or buy you a present

— “Y/N, I brought you that thing you were looking at the other day.”

— “Well I bought y/n the jacket they were looking at.”

— “tHAT JACKET WAS EXPENSIVE SHOTO—“

— “Oops.”

— Shoto uses cheesy pick up lines on you both

— you and Katsuki are tired of it

— “Are you from Tennessee cause—“

— “Shoto if you finish that joke I’m blasting your ass to Tennessee.”

— families are funny too

— you guys don’t really go to Shoto’s because of...reasons...

— But Bakugou’s house is just comedy entertainment

— “YOU LITTLE SHIT! THE BREAD ISNT TOASTED RIGHT!”

— “HAAAH??!! SHUT IT YOU OLD HAG! ITS COOKED FINE! SEE, ITS GOLDEN, LIKE MY ASS!”

— “YOU DENSE FUCK—“

— “GO CHECK THE SAUCE! DONT LET THAT SHIT BUBBLE!”

— “CAN IT YOU BRAT!”

— you and Shoto are just spit laughing while Masaru reads his newspaper, zoned out

— dinner is delicious and surprisingly nothing was burned

— especially since you fet like there was more yelling then cooking but hey why do you know

— whenever someone tries to insult bakugou, calling him a villian or whatever

— you guys know he can handle himself

— but you guys just have to let him know “oops ya dun fucked up”

— hes vv greatful and if you guys are lucky you’ll get some soft bakugou moments

— those are the best moments bc y’all get a soft “i love you both” from him

— which makes Shoto’s fire side act up but oh well

— y’all love each other

▿▿ Happy Birthday Uzumaki Naruto (◕‿◕✿) ▿ ▿

don’t come at me like this

Posted this on twitter already but uhhh here we go again

Bakugo with a petty/passive agressive gf. Like bakugo is like loud and obnoxious when he is mad but his gf is like quiet and distant when she gets mad.

lmaooo this sounds like me omg

edit: THIS ALL DELETED SO I HAD TO REWRITE IT FML PUTA

BAKUGOU WITH A PETTY/PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE S/O WHOS QUIET AND DISTANT WHEN MAD

KATSUKI BAKUGOU

— blasty McGee is the literal definition of a clingy person ok

— he probably hasn’t had positive touch since he was like a newborn lmaooo

— someone else said this but like he gets absolutely no hoes (this goes for boys and girls)

— maybe one and it lasted till the end of the day

— he probably got them at lunch and then by the end of the day he gets a text from them

— theye texted him and were like “I like midoriya now sorry :(“

— probably why he hates him tbh

— so you’re probably like his first relationship relationship

— meaning

— he constantly tries to impress you

— “I’m a better cook then all of you combined.”

— “Please, I could lift that no sweat.”

— “My hero -_-.”

— though it’s helpful when you don’t want to carry your bookbag and he does it for you

— you’ve threatened everyone to not tell him tho lmaooo

— he constantly wants your attention

— “hey are you fucking listening to me?”

— “Oi, look at me!”

— “Hey, fucknut! Are you paying attention to me?”

— “pay attention, y/n.”

— and he’ll do anything to get it

— which also leads him into a lot of trouble

— sometimes he’ll make everything into a competition

— and it’s really annoying

— which is why you have a couple things you keep in secret from him

— these things usually last at least like three months before he finds out

— the longest thing you’ve had was when you learned how to knit and you were surprised at him not figuring it out yet

— till one day he just shows up with a bunch of knitted scarves, hats, gloves sweaters etc.

— and just grins and goes

— “I win.”

— you curl your tongue in your mouth and put your hands on your hips

— “Fuck you.”

— and then slam the door in his face

— the next day he tries to talk to you and you just

— “Piss off.”

— “Haa??? Baka, who the hell do you think you’re talking too?”

— “I’m only yelling at one person so take a fucking guess.”

— eventually you manage to ignore him

—but he refuses to take it

— “Baka talk to me! I swear, quit being so damn petty!”

— your just like

— he is pissed omg and your getting a kick out of it tbh

— your trying to work

— BOOM

— “Can’t work now Baka! Now you’ve got to talk to me!”

— you look him dead in the eye and pull out another sheet of paper and flip your notebook and continue writing

— he pops a vein

— He trues everything

— yells at you when your eating isn’t he cafeteria

— “YOU CANT AVOID ME FOEVER! AT ONE POINT YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO—“

— “Shut your mouth before I shut you in a casket.”

— “Excuse me?”

— you just keep avoiding him

— he can’t understand, so his only motive is to piss you off more and more

— and you being the petty person you are constantly ignore him

— give him dirty looks

— until finally you get a knock on your door and open it and there he is, leaning against your door frame, the soft smell of caramel filling your senses

— your ready to close the door in his face until he holds his hands up “Can you at least tell me why your mad at me, y/n?”

— you glare at him and he looks up at you and

— oh fuck

— since when has he had cute puppy dog eyes?

— you wanna hug and kiss him because he looks so cute but then you remember your mad at him so you just

— “I just got tired of you making everything in our relationship a damn competition, ya know? Our relationship isn’t supposed to competitive.”

— you basically tell him your feelings and how it annoys you whenever he makes something into a competition

— and he listens well because lmaooo if he wants to keep you he better lmfaooooo

— “It would have been smarter to just tell me that instead of fucking avoiding me, Baka.”

— “Are you trying to get me to ignore you again?”

— “...Sorry.”

— “Thats what I thought.”

me tho

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Make a master list bitch

I know exactly who this is I hope this is who I think it is but ight clown 🤡