Hey Girl *starts Bleeding Out All Over Ur Bathroom Floor*

yenralt the witcher “hey babe I'm home! whoops sorry im getting blood everywhere haha i have a gaping stomach wound” -Geralt multiple times which is immediately replied with: “god dammit not again. i just cleaned the carpet.” from Yennefer she isnt even fazed at this point - like a true wife she just chalks it up to typical husband shenanigans describes him like a dog “yeah hes really accident prone so lots of medical bills to pay” the medical bills is like 10 years of being her errand boy which gets him injured Yen is a business woman and Geralt has a hard time saying no to her elaborate schemes (probably bc she doesnt tell him half the time) (hes just there for a good time with his wife and goddammit if he has to endure the horrors he will bc hes a simp) yennefer of vengerberg geralt of rivia