The Lovers

the lovers

Google notes must have sold my data

Do you jaskier, the most ridiculous man I know, take geralt to be your long suffering husband?

I do

And do you geralt, the most emotionally constipated man to ever exist, take jaskier to be your over dramatic husband?

I do

You may now kiss the groom

They were roommates, historical best friends if you will.

Listen, I don’t necessarily like Visenna, however comma Anika as Geralt’s abrasive lonesome lesbian “old friend of my mother’s” is amazing. (Me: I don’t like Visenna! Also me: where is he mom. Where is she. He needs closure. HE NEEDS A HUG.)

This is where I’m from by the way

emerged dripping wet, just in case you wanted to know

@getoutofmygoddamnedhouse

*Talking about Drywall*

Jaskier: Oh, still, is it not that good?

Geralt: No, not really. It’s really chalky.

Geralt: I say this as if i’ve eaten drywall.

Jaskier: You haven’t?

Geralt: No??? Why would you think that?

Jaskier: … ???