WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

I am 21 years old and still have my childhood toy I've had since I was 1 with me, I called her Kooky and she still sleeps in a toy-sized crib in my wardrobe. If it were a choice between any potential partner and her, I'd choose her, every time. If I ever have kids she won't be handed down to them, she is mine and mine alone. An ex of my mum once threatened to destroy my favorite toy as a punishment when I was younger, it made me instantly lose all the respect I had for him and made me have a panic attack that night. I even went to the lengths of hiding her and keeping my Nintendo DS out to lie to him that it was my favorite toy so he could take that instead of her. He did a lot of shitty things to me that my mum would've kicked the teeth out of him for if she had found out back then, but if he did take Kooky during that time I would've made the biggest uprising against him that my 8-year-old body could've mustered. Even now to present day I still buy toys, but everyone who knows me personally knows that old baby-born doll is not to be touched. I will let you pet my fur baby cat, but if you touch that doll you are asking for a fight. She's seen my tears, nightmares, and horrors, and that makes her irreplaceable.

sometimes plushies make me cry because it’s like. they’re little guys made to be loved. their only purpose is to be held and hugged and loved. we made them because we love making things and we love loving things. and they’re so cute

I also just kinda find it funny, High Tide I get, he could have just scanned a military-grade submarine which is why he's so big. But Optimus and Heatwave? Nah, Heatwave should be taller than Optimus if he's meant to be a firetruck, Optimus is a truck without its trailer and that makes him really small, and Heatwave is that size without a trailer because firetrucks don't have one. Then again if anybody was accurate to size in this continuity Starscream would be ginormous and eclipse almost all the bots.

I love the fact any time Heatwave and Optimus talk to each other or have a moment it just looks like a father talking to his son and giving him advice

It’s wonderful to see

The adults are talking

every time…

Yo! So, fun fact, way before I ever started my mythic AU with TTTE or started the other blog, I had started a transformers version of it here-

This one follows the prime continuity, so that's prime, rescue bots, rid 2015, and academy. Well long story short-

I'm back on my bull shit!

So if your not happy at the amount of no trains or even machines in the other AU, take a look at this. It also includes aliens as a bonus! Happy reading!

They're so Wholesome 🥰

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Middle? What middle? 🤨