HS3 Being Buried By Sony Bc I Love Crack Theories And I Cbf Doing Work Right Now

HS3 being buried by Sony bc I love crack theories and I cbf doing work right now

Lauren and I accidentally stumbled onto another crack theory instead of working, you're welcome.

I have a whole thing about Sony and Harry having a handshake deal to bury HS3 and get rid of the Azoffs and he will do another album or two for Sony to ensure he's made back the 80m album deal and how this ties into Louis being let go from Sony as a show of good faith and LTHQ is finally in charge of bg and HS4 and LT2 will be their underdog comeback albums blah blah blah.

But Lauren had a truly wonderful brainwave and you guys need to hear what we have now because we can't stop fucking laughing this might be funnier than Liam's new accent.

Lauren and I were talking about how HS3 at best appears to be a concept album about quarantine, most likely not all about Harry himself, and this is why 2021 was so focused on Harry either trapped in LA with his friends in a share mansion, or his road trip/all the times he illegally broke quarantine because he is rich, and other media stories that everyone worked real hard on circulating at the time.

Which lead us to Nicole Branch. Fish girl. She lives in my heart, with her fresh lip fillers that look like sausages about to burst, pec muscle tensed so hard to make sure her tit implant is so prominently displayed. But Lauren mentioned that she thinks this entire one night stand/fish feeding bullshit story was seeded as a stunt song for HS3 and we can't stop talking about it because a collection of stories from quarantine year F***lore style about maybe Harry but definitely his friends makes more sense (and better business wise/saves him having to lie, or costing him his credibility when stunts end) than Harry lying about not breaking quarantine regularly and being trapped in his mansion. A collection of short stories in song form that he can rebuff as not about him would be easier to write off in the long run, too.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/m5wiog/nicole_branch/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8891983/Harry-Styles-left-adorable-note-superfan-dad-helped-him.html

So, this whole thing was set up, syndicated and publicised for HS3 maybe? Nicole Branch being connected to Sony via Michelle since she was signed with them is a fun twist, I personally would love to see Stringer undermining anything HSHQ could come up with from 15 steps ago, just because the Azoffs are demons equivalent to disgruntled government employees who are pissy they peaked at 17 and seem determined to spend the rest of their lives proving they are smort.

I'm not saying the 'Harry is my friend' hats being implemented as tour merch after HSHQ desperately tried to use hats to link Holivia and overwrite the fish girl story, maybe to take control of that potential stunt line and link it back to Holivia which, credit to Jeff, is the funniest thing he has ever done, but I'm not not saying that.

HS3 (I can't call it by it's name it's too ridiculous this is the Halloween thing all over again) is actively being sidelined by Miley Cyrus' fan chosen album and Lizzo's new single, both of which are dropping April 1st. This is a truly bizarre move by both Columbia (Miley) and HSHQ (Lizzo) to have two artists release competing works on the same day, but everyone getting an April Fool's release is exactly what they all deserve, messy af.

I also am pretty interested in Harry's lack of involvement with anything happening, the absolutely nondescript way his announcements are totally factual with no fun comments or punctuation, and how he doesn't really seem to have a promo plan outside of performing at Coachella which ... that's interesting and oh so Pleasing-esque. Plus, Lizzo getting the promo spot on SNL over Harry is fucking hilarious and just wouldn't happen unless they're going to surprise perform their duet about being sexy hot pals who like to do sexy things if we get a new fruit motif with the grapes I hope Lizzo outright references anal beads idc just move past cherries so I can wear my cute jeans with the cherry patches I have again

I've talked a bunch about how I think Stringer is a clever businessman and won't risk losing money when he can make money, as evidenced by Lil Nas X and other artists on the payroll, and how he squeezed all that money out of fans early in the game for Adele before she fell to pieces and fans turned on her. I do think the lack of promo for HS3 and all the recycled HS2 stuff happening is on purpose, and it HSHQ driven rather than Sony driven (mostly because there doesn't seem to be a lot of money or creativity behind it and it screams Jeff)

https://jayjeebee.tumblr.com/post/679535202578677760

HS3 being buried by Sony bc I love crack theories and I cbf doing work right now

Lauren and I accidentally stumbled onto another crack theory instead of working, you're welcome.

I have a whole thing about Sony and Harry having a handshake deal to bury HS3 and get rid of the Azoffs and he will do another album or two for Sony to ensure he's made back the 80m album deal and how this ties into Louis being let go from Sony as a show of good faith and LTHQ is finally in charge of bg and HS4 and LT2 will be their underdog comeback albums blah blah blah.

But Lauren had a truly wonderful brainwave and you guys need to hear what we have now because we can't stop fucking laughing this might be funnier than Liam's new accent.

Lauren and I were talking about how HS3 at best appears to be a concept album about quarantine, most likely not all about Harry himself, and this is why 2021 was so focused on Harry either trapped in LA with his friends in a share mansion, or his road trip/all the times he illegally broke quarantine because he is rich, and other media stories that everyone worked real hard on circulating at the time.

Which lead us to Nicole Branch. Fish girl. She lives in my heart, with her fresh lip fillers that look like sausages about to burst, pec muscle tensed so hard to make sure her tit implant is so prominently displayed. But Lauren mentioned that she thinks this entire one night stand/fish feeding bullshit story was seeded as a stunt song for HS3 and we can't stop talking about it because a collection of stories from quarantine year F***lore style about maybe Harry but definitely his friends makes more sense (and better business wise/saves him having to lie, or costing him his credibility when stunts end) than Harry lying about not breaking quarantine regularly and being trapped in his mansion. A collection of short stories in song form that he can rebuff as not about him would be easier to write off in the long run, too.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/m5wiog/nicole_branch/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8891983/Harry-Styles-left-adorable-note-superfan-dad-helped-him.html

So, this whole thing was set up, syndicated and publicised for HS3 maybe? Nicole Branch being connected to Sony via Michelle since she was signed with them is a fun twist, I personally would love to see Stringer undermining anything HSHQ could come up with from 15 steps ago, just because the Azoffs are demons equivalent to disgruntled government employees who are pissy they peaked at 17 and seem determined to spend the rest of their lives proving they are smort.

I'm not saying the 'Harry is my friend' hats being implemented as tour merch after HSHQ desperately tried to use hats to link Holivia and overwrite the fish girl story, maybe to take control of that potential stunt line and link it back to Holivia which, credit to Jeff, is the funniest thing he has ever done, but I'm not not saying that.

HS3 (I can't call it by it's name it's too ridiculous this is the Halloween thing all over again) is actively being sidelined by Miley Cyrus' fan chosen album and Lizzo's new single, both of which are dropping April 1st. This is a truly bizarre move by both Columbia (Miley) and HSHQ (Lizzo) to have two artists release competing works on the same day, but everyone getting an April Fool's release is exactly what they all deserve, messy af.

I also am pretty interested in Harry's lack of involvement with anything happening, the absolutely nondescript way his announcements are totally factual with no fun comments or punctuation, and how he doesn't really seem to have a promo plan outside of performing at Coachella which ... that's interesting and oh so Pleasing-esque. Plus, Lizzo getting the promo spot on SNL over Harry is fucking hilarious and just wouldn't happen unless they're going to surprise perform their duet about being sexy hot pals who like to do sexy things if we get a new fruit motif with the grapes I hope Lizzo outright references anal beads idc just move past cherries so I can wear my cute jeans with the cherry patches I have again

I've talked a bunch about how I think Stringer is a clever businessman and won't risk losing money when he can make money, as evidenced by Lil Nas X and other artists on the payroll, and how he squeezed all that money out of fans early in the game for Adele before she fell to pieces and fans turned on her. I do think the lack of promo for HS3 and all the recycled HS2 stuff happening is on purpose, and it HSHQ driven rather than Sony driven (mostly because there doesn't seem to be a lot of money or creativity behind it and it screams Jeff)

https://jayjeebee.tumblr.com/post/679535202578677760

imagine if harold styles did this

I think Jeff Azoff sold Harry Styles.

I've been talking about this since 2018 but my friends @sockgate @alwaysyousunflower @fortunatelyshynerd @finewallsline28 @thatumbroshirt really put the pieces together and solved it.

Kisses for their sexy big brains.

So this is rough, because I'm lazy. Feel free to add info.

Theory

Harry and Jeff have been on the outs since 2019 at least.

Harry making remarks about not liking LA, and selling property in 2018-2019.

Harry filmed all of the Fine Line music videos aside from Adore You without Jeff present.

Harry conducted most of his promotional interviews without Jeff present.

Jeff was present at Harry’s One Night Only shows, at the arena Jeff’s family invests in.

Harry making remarks about not liking Halloween – the Harryween shows were announced by his team a week later.

Harry not being seen with Jeff outside of work functions for at least two years.

Jeff’s wedding to Glenne was obviously fake. Their extended families weren’t there and girlfriend wore an off the rack dress with loose hems and didn’t wash her hair.

The wedding PR stunt was done to promote the Holivia fauxmance.

Theory

Olivia Wilde was seeding Shia LaBeouf as her boyfriend for DWD promo

Given that she was seeding a break up from Jason as early as April 2020, she most likely cast Shia with the intention of a PR romance to keep this movie promo run interesting.

When Shia’s behaviour led to the studio firing him Olivia went on a public campaign regarding appropriate workplace behaviour and feminism. I believe this was all intentional as a defence against her soon to be realized PR stunt.

It’s clear Jeff and Olivia have been connected through business since at least 2018.

I believe Jeff gave Harry to Olivia for DWD promo.

I believe Harry knew there would be some sort of stunting involved, but we have no way of knowing if he knew the details. A one year contract is most common in Hollywood – Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas are a good example.

Harry wearing the Umbro shirt in September 2020, one week after signing onto DWD, indicates that he knew what was coming and tried to reassure the fandom in advance.

Theory

Jeff is still financially invested in a number of revenue streams, including CAA, Warner Brothers, New Line Cinema, and various other institutions where he would benefit selling Harry to CAA/Olivia for DWD.

Connections

Booksmart – 2019, directed by Olivia Wilde

Anderson Paak, Full Stop Management client, has a song on the soundtrack

Lizzo, Full Stop Management client, has a song on the soundtrack

Olivia promoting Lizzo’s music in December 2019

Ted Lasso – 2020, produced by and starring Jason Sudeikis

Produced by WB Television

Don’t Worry Darling – 2021, directed by Olivia Wilde

Starring Harry, repped through CAA

Theory

Jeff is financially invested in Olivia more than Harry.

Olivia released her own homemade teaser trailer without the approval or acknowledgement of the studio (no acknowledgement from the studio, nothing on their official accounts)

Jeff and multiple people affiliated with HSHQ posted the teaser.

Harry himself hasn’t acknowledged it.

The HSHQ account posted the teaser.

Lizzo, Full Stop Management client, has repeatedly posted the trailer. These videos were reposted by Olivia.

Harry was never a long term investment for Jeff. His team fully expected the hype around a former boybander to die by the time he hit 30.

Jeff has other, more lucrative investments, and as we can see from his work over the last few years, he has never worked to cultivate Harry’s fanbase.

Jeff has essentially moved on from Harry in everything but name.

Whether Harry has been cutting business ties for the last two years and we are just not seeing the results of this, remains to be seen.

Update - Jason's team won an Emmy for Ted Lasso and they thanked WB before anyone else. k.

TIMELINE (not comprehensive I cbf)

2013

Harry Styles meets Jeff Azoff

Jeff is still working as a manager at CAA Music

Irving Azoff resigns as Chairman at Live Nation and creates Azoff MSG Entertainment

*Backed by the Madison Square Garden Company, which Irving invests in

https://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/05/business/media/irving-azoff-starts-new-entertainment-business.html

2015

Speculation that Harry has left Modest and has signed with Jeff; these rumours are confirmed in February

https://hitsdailydouble.com/news&id=299496

2016

Jeff quits CAA to start form Full Stop Management, financially backed by Irving

https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6898391/jeffrey-azoff-exits-caa-new-company-exclusive

Harry stars in Dunkirk. Jeff follows the social media accounts, but there are no posts.

*Dunkirk is a Warner Bros fil,

2017 – 2019

Focus on Harry’s music career.

2020

Shia LaBeouf cast for DWD.

Olivia Wilde photographed alone repeatedly from April 2020 onwards, likely seeding a break up with Jason Sudeikis.

In June, rumours spread about Shia killing dogs on the streets of LA.

By July, Harry Styles is rumoured to be linked to Don’t Worry Darling. He is cast early September.

Harry doesn’t acknowledge DWD, and to this day has not said the name of the movie or posted about it on social media, nor has he liked anything related to the cast aside from cast follows.

By early October, Olivia starts seeding a romantic connection with Harry. Fans and media don’t notice it because, well.

Jason and Olivia are papped hugging and kissing on the street outside their house in December.

2021

Harry and Olivia spotted holding hands at Jeff Azoff’s ‘wedding’ in January.

What follows is a frankly insane year long campaign in which Olivia tries to convince the world she is dating Harry.

HSHQ and Jeff interact with Olivia. Harry never does on social media.

Here is an Irving Azoff timeline up to 2010 – Irving has had ties to WB since at least 1989.

https://hitsdailydouble.com/news&id=280194&title=THE-LONG-RUN:-AN-IRVING-AZOFF-TIMELINE

If we really want to lose our minds, Irving has money in WB, where Danielle was employed in 2016

https://twitter.com/STREAMLIGHTSSUP/status/678807703427223552?s=19

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