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Calling all Harries
In honor of harrys new sing as it was I made merch!
it is currently on my etsy!
Harry's House minimalist posters part one || part two
Source: Pinterest (I own none of the pictures used)
Harry's House minimalist posters part two || part one
Source: Pinterest (I own none of the pictures used)
HS3 being buried by Sony bc I love crack theories and I cbf doing work right now
Lauren and I accidentally stumbled onto another crack theory instead of working, you're welcome.
I have a whole thing about Sony and Harry having a handshake deal to bury HS3 and get rid of the Azoffs and he will do another album or two for Sony to ensure he's made back the 80m album deal and how this ties into Louis being let go from Sony as a show of good faith and LTHQ is finally in charge of bg and HS4 and LT2 will be their underdog comeback albums blah blah blah.
But Lauren had a truly wonderful brainwave and you guys need to hear what we have now because we can't stop fucking laughing this might be funnier than Liam's new accent.
Lauren and I were talking about how HS3 at best appears to be a concept album about quarantine, most likely not all about Harry himself, and this is why 2021 was so focused on Harry either trapped in LA with his friends in a share mansion, or his road trip/all the times he illegally broke quarantine because he is rich, and other media stories that everyone worked real hard on circulating at the time.
Which lead us to Nicole Branch. Fish girl. She lives in my heart, with her fresh lip fillers that look like sausages about to burst, pec muscle tensed so hard to make sure her tit implant is so prominently displayed. But Lauren mentioned that she thinks this entire one night stand/fish feeding bullshit story was seeded as a stunt song for HS3 and we can't stop talking about it because a collection of stories from quarantine year F***lore style about maybe Harry but definitely his friends makes more sense (and better business wise/saves him having to lie, or costing him his credibility when stunts end) than Harry lying about not breaking quarantine regularly and being trapped in his mansion. A collection of short stories in song form that he can rebuff as not about him would be easier to write off in the long run, too.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/m5wiog/nicole_branch/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8891983/Harry-Styles-left-adorable-note-superfan-dad-helped-him.html
So, this whole thing was set up, syndicated and publicised for HS3 maybe? Nicole Branch being connected to Sony via Michelle since she was signed with them is a fun twist, I personally would love to see Stringer undermining anything HSHQ could come up with from 15 steps ago, just because the Azoffs are demons equivalent to disgruntled government employees who are pissy they peaked at 17 and seem determined to spend the rest of their lives proving they are smort.
I'm not saying the 'Harry is my friend' hats being implemented as tour merch after HSHQ desperately tried to use hats to link Holivia and overwrite the fish girl story, maybe to take control of that potential stunt line and link it back to Holivia which, credit to Jeff, is the funniest thing he has ever done, but I'm not not saying that.
HS3 (I can't call it by it's name it's too ridiculous this is the Halloween thing all over again) is actively being sidelined by Miley Cyrus' fan chosen album and Lizzo's new single, both of which are dropping April 1st. This is a truly bizarre move by both Columbia (Miley) and HSHQ (Lizzo) to have two artists release competing works on the same day, but everyone getting an April Fool's release is exactly what they all deserve, messy af.
I also am pretty interested in Harry's lack of involvement with anything happening, the absolutely nondescript way his announcements are totally factual with no fun comments or punctuation, and how he doesn't really seem to have a promo plan outside of performing at Coachella which ... that's interesting and oh so Pleasing-esque. Plus, Lizzo getting the promo spot on SNL over Harry is fucking hilarious and just wouldn't happen unless they're going to surprise perform their duet about being sexy hot pals who like to do sexy things if we get a new fruit motif with the grapes I hope Lizzo outright references anal beads idc just move past cherries so I can wear my cute jeans with the cherry patches I have again
I've talked a bunch about how I think Stringer is a clever businessman and won't risk losing money when he can make money, as evidenced by Lil Nas X and other artists on the payroll, and how he squeezed all that money out of fans early in the game for Adele before she fell to pieces and fans turned on her. I do think the lack of promo for HS3 and all the recycled HS2 stuff happening is on purpose, and it HSHQ driven rather than Sony driven (mostly because there doesn't seem to be a lot of money or creativity behind it and it screams Jeff)
https://jayjeebee.tumblr.com/post/679535202578677760
HS3 being buried by Sony bc I love crack theories and I cbf doing work right now
Lauren and I accidentally stumbled onto another crack theory instead of working, you're welcome.
I have a whole thing about Sony and Harry having a handshake deal to bury HS3 and get rid of the Azoffs and he will do another album or two for Sony to ensure he's made back the 80m album deal and how this ties into Louis being let go from Sony as a show of good faith and LTHQ is finally in charge of bg and HS4 and LT2 will be their underdog comeback albums blah blah blah.
But Lauren had a truly wonderful brainwave and you guys need to hear what we have now because we can't stop fucking laughing this might be funnier than Liam's new accent.
Lauren and I were talking about how HS3 at best appears to be a concept album about quarantine, most likely not all about Harry himself, and this is why 2021 was so focused on Harry either trapped in LA with his friends in a share mansion, or his road trip/all the times he illegally broke quarantine because he is rich, and other media stories that everyone worked real hard on circulating at the time.
Which lead us to Nicole Branch. Fish girl. She lives in my heart, with her fresh lip fillers that look like sausages about to burst, pec muscle tensed so hard to make sure her tit implant is so prominently displayed. But Lauren mentioned that she thinks this entire one night stand/fish feeding bullshit story was seeded as a stunt song for HS3 and we can't stop talking about it because a collection of stories from quarantine year F***lore style about maybe Harry but definitely his friends makes more sense (and better business wise/saves him having to lie, or costing him his credibility when stunts end) than Harry lying about not breaking quarantine regularly and being trapped in his mansion. A collection of short stories in song form that he can rebuff as not about him would be easier to write off in the long run, too.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/m5wiog/nicole_branch/
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8891983/Harry-Styles-left-adorable-note-superfan-dad-helped-him.html
So, this whole thing was set up, syndicated and publicised for HS3 maybe? Nicole Branch being connected to Sony via Michelle since she was signed with them is a fun twist, I personally would love to see Stringer undermining anything HSHQ could come up with from 15 steps ago, just because the Azoffs are demons equivalent to disgruntled government employees who are pissy they peaked at 17 and seem determined to spend the rest of their lives proving they are smort.
I'm not saying the 'Harry is my friend' hats being implemented as tour merch after HSHQ desperately tried to use hats to link Holivia and overwrite the fish girl story, maybe to take control of that potential stunt line and link it back to Holivia which, credit to Jeff, is the funniest thing he has ever done, but I'm not not saying that.
HS3 (I can't call it by it's name it's too ridiculous this is the Halloween thing all over again) is actively being sidelined by Miley Cyrus' fan chosen album and Lizzo's new single, both of which are dropping April 1st. This is a truly bizarre move by both Columbia (Miley) and HSHQ (Lizzo) to have two artists release competing works on the same day, but everyone getting an April Fool's release is exactly what they all deserve, messy af.
I also am pretty interested in Harry's lack of involvement with anything happening, the absolutely nondescript way his announcements are totally factual with no fun comments or punctuation, and how he doesn't really seem to have a promo plan outside of performing at Coachella which ... that's interesting and oh so Pleasing-esque. Plus, Lizzo getting the promo spot on SNL over Harry is fucking hilarious and just wouldn't happen unless they're going to surprise perform their duet about being sexy hot pals who like to do sexy things if we get a new fruit motif with the grapes I hope Lizzo outright references anal beads idc just move past cherries so I can wear my cute jeans with the cherry patches I have again
I've talked a bunch about how I think Stringer is a clever businessman and won't risk losing money when he can make money, as evidenced by Lil Nas X and other artists on the payroll, and how he squeezed all that money out of fans early in the game for Adele before she fell to pieces and fans turned on her. I do think the lack of promo for HS3 and all the recycled HS2 stuff happening is on purpose, and it HSHQ driven rather than Sony driven (mostly because there doesn't seem to be a lot of money or creativity behind it and it screams Jeff)
https://jayjeebee.tumblr.com/post/679535202578677760
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Kinda baffled by tumblr this week.
People thinking the jolivia custody case is legitimate is wild to me. Is this the same fandom that believes in bg or not? You believe in a faked birth certificate, parental support and custody agreement for Louis and bg? But you don't think jolivia would pull a stunt like this?
Jason and Olivia have traded their entire lowkey celebrity existence for years of tabloid features and stunts. Some of us have been talking about the Jolivia/Weinstein/Lawrence connects for years before covid larries saw last week's twitter rumours. If you don't think two people with a reputation in Hollywood for SA and general abusive behaviour aren't capable of filing a custody motion legally only to withdraw it before judgement time with a simple motion is beyond their realm, you seem to have zero understanding of what people do for fame.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering people in this fandom believe Louis paid out of pocket for bg himself, or that Harry himself is talking about restrictive 1D clauses in interviews and praising his bestie Jeff for saving him from them, then doing a pap walk with him, as though they haven't been butting heads bts for years, or Jeff didn't' arrange and sign off on holivia. Cute to see fandom Karen's reiterate to OGs what we told you years ago.
HSHQ are selling HS3 despite Harry not writing on it, they're selling Pleasing despite Harry not owning or designing it, they're selling holivia despite Harry not maintaining the stunt, they're selling actor Harry despite Harry showing no passion or excitement for the roles he's cast for, and because this fandom isn't critical enough to think about where this information is coming from, who is providing it, and why we never see Harry himself say anything. They're selling you Harry, at Home, in New York, while he 'lives in Los Feliz' just a month after using his only promo time to reiterate he does not spend time in LA unless he has to for work. Just, idk, be more critical about what we are getting and why. I miss the old 1D days where we were sceptical about everything (and we were right to be).
Sometimes people outside the fandom incorrectly perceive Harry styles. And sometimes, they nail it.
Now I need y/n to hump a pillow but Harry walked in on her but stay quiet
bet 😵💫😵💫
She had been so turned on all day. Maybe it was because she was nearing her monthly, or maybe it was because Harry hadn’t been home all fucking day to take care of her.
She fucked herself in the bed, in the shower, even used a shower head and it still was not the same as when Harry fucked her. She needed something more than this.
She laid in her bed, playing on her phone with a pillow between her legs as she scrolled mindlessly. She tried so hard to take her mind off of being so turned on all day, but it wasn’t working.
She let out a whine, throwing her phone to the side in defeat. A sigh left her lips as she adjusted her hips, the pillow suddenly hitting against her clit. She let out a soft breath at the sudden feeling.
To contemplate, she didn’t know what to think. Was it the pillow, or was she still so turned on that it just felt good when she moved?
Her eyes bored into the pillow, blinking hard. She looked up at the cracked door, listening to see if Harry had came home yet. She didn’t really know how long it was gonna be till he came home.
Adjusting her hips, she rolled onto her back and placing the pillow between her spread legs. Fucking a pillow? Definitely about to get checked off her list of things she never thought she would do.
Her eyes fluttered shut, her hips started to rock against the pillow as her hands had a tight grip against the cushion to put some force onto her clit.
A moan spilled past her lips, toes curled as she started to hump the pillow slowly. Her clit throbbed, feeling her arousal starting to make a mess in her underwear.
“Oh, harry,” She whined out, pinching her eyes shut tightly, “P-Please, keep fucking me—“ She gulped out, lips parted as she rutted against the cushion harder.
She thought she was alone. She thought she was gonna be able to get away with this, but Harry had came home a few minutes after she started.
Harry didn’t know she was needy. He had no idea. She hadn’t texted him anything dirty today, but she also knew that he was in meetings all day and not to disturb him.
He came in quietly, given it was late and he didn’t know if his lover was even awake at this time. He tiptoed up the stairs quietly, a sigh leaving past his lips as he brushed his curls out of his face.
Sounds of moans bellowed through the hallway, Harry’s brow perking up in curiosity. He approached the bedroom door, peaking through it and his jaw slowly dropped as he saw his girl fucking her pillow.
“Just like that! Fuck!” She whined out. At this point, she was so overwhelmed with pleasure that she had stripped naked and was on top of the pillow.
Her hips ground against the pillow, her fingers playing with her nipples. Pinching. Flicking. Rubbing. She cried out in pleasure as the cushion rubbed against her clit in ways that she needed.
Harry pressed his forehead against the door frame, his stomach started to twist as he watched his girl get herself off on a pillow. He couldn’t help but watch. Was it weird? No. He didn’t think so. She watched him do almost the exact same thing, and the ending result was her riding his cock until he was blinded by his orgasm.
This wasn’t any different.
He felt his cock twitch in his pants, his fingers rested against the doorknob as she spilled out moans, groans, cusses and even spilling his own name out of her mouth.
“I’m cumming! Fuck me!” She whined out, her body tensing as her fingers met the inside of her mouth. She started to suck her fingers feverishly, riding her orgasm out into the pillow.
Harry’s cheeks were red with arousal. He was so turned on, watching her fuck herself. Her fingers in her mouth while she flicked at her nipples.
He blinked hard, taking a step back from the door before going back downstairs. He didn’t know how to approach her after that, but he was definitely going to bring it up later tonight before he decides to drill her into the bed.
It's like wine, time passes and it only looks better and better.
Harry Styles
As It Was (2022)
y’all think harry knew he was making history when he made “cinema” 🤨🤨
LIKE CINEMA IS THAT GIRL YALL HATE TO HEAR IT THOUGH!!!! “i dig your cinema” BOAAAAYYY SHUT THE HELL UP I LOVE YOU