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IF YOU WANT TO

PUMP YOURSELF UP

TO BE PERFECT

DUMB MUSCLE

Gotta Find Our Bros !!!

If you wanna drop to my flex pics, send me a DM.

What happened to you in there?

All those big muscles.

So much taller.

That cocky ass grin.

And you keep calling me brah.

Something isn't right.

No one gets that fit in 20 minutes naturally.

Or develops a whole new personality.

Or loses so much of their brain.

Weird things are happening in there.

We need to get you help.

We need to keep other safe.

Find out what's changing men.

Transforming them into dumb muscle bros.

Inside the Olympic village.

This was Jake after the last of his humanity had drained away.

A hulking, muscles, cocky, dumb, muscle bro.

Showing off amongst his mess of a room.

How stereotypical.

Yet, those of us who knew him realized what a change this was.

For years he had wanted this, but he was a nerd. An overweight smart ass who couldn't control his brain. Who couldn't get into shape. Who couldn't break out of his loser life.

But one day he did.

One day things changed.

Gym time. Mental training. Chemical enhancement.

All this and more courtesy of his new coach.

And Jake finally broke through.

Became his fantasy.

As the last of his humanity disappeared forever.

Replaced by muscles.

Replaced by true manhood.

You majored in English literature?

Are you sure about that bro?

I think you're just really lost.

You belong on the football field, not here in the classroom.

Ever since your programming was completed, you haven't been able to learn very much.

Except how to sculpt your body and mind to meet our teams needs.

Don't worry, we can show you the way.

It just seems an old thought returned for a minute.

Someone can take you back to the gym.

So smart people can learn and dumbasses like you can workout.